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concerninged (/kənˈsɜːnɪŋd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who treats every private matter in the room as a business opportunity. Fernanda got concerninged and offered an unsolicited restructuring plan for the family argument. concerningnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently identifies a troubling implication in every harmless remark. Sharah was concerningnessed and detected a serious policy issue in the choice of biscuits. concernmented (/kənˈsɜː(ɹ)nməntd/) adj. Reduced by drink to treating a passing worry as a matter requiring a committee, a timetable and your chairmanship. Pamlia was concernmented and appointed herself chair of the disagreement over the spare key. concert T-shirted adj. Sharpened by drink into explaining a souvenir garment's historical significance to its original owner. Basha got concert T-shirted and lectured the band about the inaccurate date printed beneath its own logo. concert banded adj. Loosened by drink into assigning alternating instrumental parts to everyone within conversational distance. Ghabriel became concert banded and gave the bar staff brass, woodwind and percussion entrances. concert bass drummed adj. Emboldened by drink to announce each decision with the solemn impact of a suspended drum. Lukne got concert bass drummed and declared each round of sandwiches with unnecessary ceremony. concert granded adj. Slowed by drink to the stately pace of a large piano being manoeuvred through a narrow doorway. Elissar went concert granded and took four minutes to cross the room, turning only after careful consultation. concert halled adj. Drunk and treating every available room as a formal venue requiring an entrance, an audience and a programme. Taleigh became concert halled and opened the kitchen door as though addressing a seated audience. concert partied adj. Drunk to the point where any collection of acquaintances becomes an organised troupe awaiting your introduction. Reice got concert partied and introduced the smokers as a touring company from Leeds. concert performanced adj. Drunk enough to deliver the evening without its usual action, relying entirely on solemn presentation. Omia got concert performanced and described the missing taxi with the gravity of a sacred work. concert pitched adj. Drunk past the point of tuning your claims to reality, yet still confident they are in the correct key. Amarius became concert pitched and insisted the crooked lampshade was the room's reference standard. concert spiritualed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary practicality, and inclined to treat a minor inconvenience as a profound inner journey. Earlis got concert spiritualed and found the locked lavatory revealing about the human condition. concert-goered adj. Drunk since last orders, and still behaving as though the next venue has been selected by democratic mandate. Nannetta became concert-goered and led the party towards a venue that had closed two years earlier. concertanted adj. Drunk in a way that gives every confident opinion a principal part and the room an unwilling accompaniment. Ashriel became concertanted and distributed the argument among three speakers who had not volunteered. concertationed adj. Drunk, with the result that every decision requires open discussion, exchanged information and your signature. Jaxun got concertationed and requested formal consultation before anyone moved the spare chair. concertatoed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes several voices sharing one tune seem an excellent model for household management. Bundy became concertatoed and assigned alternating arguments to the family, over a continuous hum.