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conchuelaed adj. Of a drinker: emitting a discreet warning from Central America, chiefly through the back of the sofa. Seiko grew conchuelaed and released a memorable odour beside the fruit bowl. conchyliologied adj. Drunk by closing time, and pursuing the ancient science of shells among the remnants of a pork pie. Keiandre became conchyliologied and compared the pork-pie crust to several extinct molluscs. conchyliologisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and collecting shells with scholarly resolve from the bowl of salted snacks. conchyliometried adj. Too drunk to distinguish shell measurement from measuring the remaining crisps. Akhia was conchyliometried and used a ruler to establish the diameter of one final crisp. conciatored adj. A drinker so far gone that weighing and tempering glass sounds easier than choosing a taxi. Evajean was conciatored and attempted to proportion the ingredients of a cheese sandwich. concierged (/ˌkɒn.siˈɛə̯ʒd/) adj. The state of being drunk and attending to everyone's wishes, provided those wishes involve finding the cloakroom. Sherayne was concierged, fulfilling every request involving the cloakroom. conciergeshipped adj. The condition of a drinker who has assumed hotel authority and is now assigning rooms to coats. Aavyn grew conciergeshipped and allocated the armchairs to several unattended jackets. conciliabled adj. The drunkenness of one who convenes a private ecclesiastical assembly to settle an argument about crisps. Trishalana became conciliabled and summoned the table to resolve a dispute over salt and vinegar. conciliabuled adj. Reduced by drink to an obscure council of one, issuing findings on the pub's loos. Shanedra was conciliabuled and issued an obscure ruling concerning the ladies' lavatory. conciliarismed adj. Softened by drink into believing every matter should be settled by committee, including whose turn it is to buy crisps. So became conciliarismed and proposed an ecumenical council to decide the next snack. conciliaristed (/kənˈsɪlɪəɹɪstd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into granting supreme authority to a council, particularly one deciding on kebabs. Betel became conciliaristed and demanded a council before permitting anyone to order kebabs. conciliaritied adj. Loosened by drink into allowing every table a voice, provided the loudest one chooses the takeaway. Demarque grew conciliaritied and gave each table a vote on the destination of the evening. conciliationed adj. Emboldened by drink to bring peace and harmony to two people arguing over a coat that belongs to neither. Kashala became conciliationed and reconciled two strangers disputing ownership of a borrowed coat. conciliationismed adj. Slowed by drink to a policy of conciliation, beginning with surrendering the last chip. conciliationisted adj. Having drunk enough to insist that every disagreement among the table be settled before anyone leaves. Jontay became conciliationisted and attempted to reconcile the birthday girl with the person who had forgotten it. conciliatored adj. Having drunk more than enough to mediate disputes nobody else had noticed. Harley-ray grew conciliatored and brokered peace between two diners reaching for the same bread basket.