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condolenced (/kənˈdoʊlənsd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and offering comfort to the fruit machine as though it had suffered a bereavement. Zyiere became condolenced and apologised to the silent fruit machine for its losses. condolered adj. Drunk by closing time, and personally condoling every customer whose round has ended. Yunnuen was condolered and shook hands with everyone leaving before the lights came on. condoleted adj. Still drunk, and routing every conversation through the nearest available opening. Ashayla was condoleted and directed each topic through whichever gap the chat provided. condolinged adj. Too drunk to distinguish sympathy from a speech, and too committed to stop either. Lilyonna was condolinged and delivered Jagtar a moving address about the missing peanuts. condomed (/ˈkɒn.dɒmd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a protective sleeve as sound advice for nearly every situation. Brynisha was condomed and advised Valaree to cover the bar stool before sitting down. condominiumed (/kɒn.dəˈmɪn.ɪ.əmd/) adj. You are drunk and exercising joint sovereignty over the territory between two bar stools. Gwendolynne was condominiumed and declared Filipp co-ruler of the corner by the radiator. condomizationed adj. Of a drinker: promoting protective coverings throughout the population, beginning with the pub's noticeboard. Yuktha was condomizationed and distributed advice to Dicksie and everyone within earshot. condomlessnessed adj. Of a drinker who has abandoned protective measures and is now making confident plans with strangers. Molton was condomlessnessed and invited Jaryiah to trust the evening's arrangements entirely. condonanced adj. Describing a drinker who excuses every offence provided it occurred during a round. Memoree was condonanced and forgave Yisel for stealing the last pickled onion. condonationed adj. A drinker who excuses the offence, particularly when the offender is buying the next round. Yahna was condonationed and pardoned Asa for knocking over the bar towel. condonemented adj. A drinker so far gone that approval and forgiveness have become the same bar-side gesture. Davetta was condonemented and endorsed Jillan's impossible account of the darts match. condonered adj. The state of being drunk and excusing conduct that would ordinarily end a friendship or a round. Myrian was condonered and forgave Jetzabel for claiming the reserved table. condopped adj. The condition of a drinker who shares the property but answers to a housing committee of fellow regulars. Zmya was condopped and sought the table's permission before ordering another cider. condored (/ˈkɒndɔː(ɹ)d/) adj. The drunkenness of one who circles the buffet, spots everything, and consumes whatever remains unattended. Aahan was condored and surveyed the bar snacks with patient, carrion-like attention. condotelled adj. Reduced by drink to treating the pub as a serviced flat, with the barmaid as receptionist. Reata was condotelled and asked Brennon whether room service extended to pork scratchings. condottiered (/ˌkɔn.dɔtˈjɛɹ.eɪd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and appointing the crisps to military commands of disputed authority. Marvlene became condottiered and arranged the bar snacks into mutually hostile Italian principalities.