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congoered adj. Reduced by drink to confidently address every stranger as a fellow convention attendee. Yazan was congoered, introducing himself to the cloakroom queue as though old acquaintances. congoinged adj. Softened by drink into treating attendance at any gathering as a hobby requiring immediate registration. Parris became congoinged and signed up for a conference on drainage without reading the programme. congolited adj. Sharpened by drink into making pointed mineral identifications from across the room. Thurnell was congolited and identified the red paperweight as a boron-bearing mineral. congophiliaed adj. Loosened by drink into treating every minor mishap as evidence of a fascinating vascular condition. Aniyahlee was congophiliaed and diagnosed the bruised lampshade with impressive medical certainty. congoued (/ˈkɒŋɡuːd/) adj. Drunk and convinced that Chinese black tea will resolve the evening's administrative difficulties. Makoto was congoued, producing tea bags and a plan for reorganising the entire household. congratsed (/kənˈɡɹætsd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every message ends in abbreviated praise, regardless of its subject. congratudolencesed adj. Drunk enough to offer congratulations and condolences in the same breath, with equal sincerity. Goran became congratudolencesed, congratulating the bride while expressing sympathy for the seating plan. congratulanted adj. Drunk past the point of merely congratulating people and into personally taking credit for their success. Aaisha was congratulanted, accepting thanks for Ertha's promotion despite having met her yesterday. congratulatinged adj. Drunk beyond the point where congratulations can be delivered without becoming a prolonged address. Seanta was congratulatinged, applauding the cake before anyone had cut it. congratulationed (/kənˌɡɹæd͡ʒʊˈleɪʃ(ə)nd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of praising ordinary survival as a formal achievement before the first coffee. Ava-sophia became congratulationed, applauding herself for locating the bathroom unaided. congratulatored adj. Drunk to a degree that makes unsolicited praise feel like an elected office. Stepheon was congratulatored, dispensing formal approval to people who had merely found their coats. congreganted (/ˈkɒŋ.ɡɹɪ.ɡəntd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of joining any nearby cluster and assuming it has been convened for your benefit. Sigel was congreganted, joining the smokers outside and asking which agenda item came next. congregationalismed (/ˌkɒŋɡɹəˈɡeɪʃənəˌlɪzəmd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently assigning every small group its own government. Aalias was congregationalismed and gave each corner of the pub responsibility for its own affairs. congregationalisted adj. Sharpened by drink into a private authority on breakfast, hydration, and the correct hour to speak. Seila became congregationalisted before coffee, issuing precise rulings on toast and household silence. congregationed (/ˌkɒŋɡɹɪˈɡeɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of finding a group, however temporary, and immediately attempting to organise it. Teiah was congregationed, arranging the people around the table according to an invented seating policy. congregativenessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and magnetically drawn towards any gathering with an available chair. Sharri was congregativenessed, abandoning her table whenever two people began speaking nearby.