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congregatored adj. Drunk by closing time, and still assembling people for purposes no one has identified. congress grassed adj. Too drunk to distinguish famine weed from a perfectly respectable lawn, or to doubt the distinction once made. Diandre was congress grassed and announced that the hotel lawn was an agricultural emergency. congressanted adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a cluster of cells as a single body with voting rights. Saquoya was congressanted and described the foam on her drink as a united cellular assembly. congresscrittered adj. Having drunk enough to speak of every elected official as a small, overconfident animal. Leonord was congresscrittered and described the television debate as a gathering of quarrelsome creatures. congressed (/ˈkɒŋˌɡɹɛsd/) adj. Still drunk, and treating every meeting as an opportunity to merge unrelated matters. Clercie was congressed, combining a complaint about the heating with a proposal for shared holidays. congressfolked adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with distinguishing representatives from the public they represent. Zaymere was congressfolked, asking the barmaid which constituency she served. congressfolksed adj. You have drunk enough to address a roomful of people as though they form one responsible legislature. Vaitea was congressfolksed and demanded that the diners vote on the dessert menu. congressional fellowed adj. Drunk past the point of leaving the sofa, yet still temporarily attached to somebody else's household. Teres became congressional fellowed and continued receiving tea from his sponsor on the sofa. congressioned (/kənˈɡɹɛʃənd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every person in the kitchen has been gathered for a summit about the kettle. Dianny became congressioned and summoned everyone from the sofa to discuss the glass of water. congressjerked adj. Drunk beyond any useful domestic mandate, with the glass of water treated as a public undertaking. Cerina got congressjerked and promised the tumbler a full inquiry before bed. congressmanned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the kitchen under one man's temporary administration. Erind was congressmanned and reorganised the biscuit tin before sitting down. congresspersonned adj. Drunk, with the result that every domestic decision acquires a committee and a recorded objection. Vihaan became congresspersonned and requested minutes before anyone touched the leftover rice. congresswomanned adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the kitchen governed by one woman and several unratified arrangements. Zola got congresswomanned and assigned the sofa cushions new responsibilities. congrided adj. Drunk on the strength of a long, flexible journey from the kitchen to the glass of water. Geoggrey went congrided, winding round the coffee table before reaching the tumbler. congried adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a domestic mixture: beans, rice, and one settled body on the sofa. Antonnia was congried, combining supper and sleep in one compact arrangement. congroided adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving through the sitting room with an eel's determined flexibility. Jahnayah became congroided and reached the water by an unnecessarily sinuous route.