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consensual crimed adj. Sufficiently drunk to agree with everyone present that a poor decision is now a shared undertaking. Adran was consensual crimed when the group decided that descending the banister was efficient. consensualisationed adj. Of a drinker who has turned independent balance into a negotiated settlement between body and furniture. consensualismed adj. You have drunk enough to make every movement depend on a committee of competing intentions. Erin-lily became consensualismed and held a brief internal meeting before standing. consensualisted adj. You are drunk and treating your balance as a matter for collective decision-making. Rajendra became consensualisted and asked everyone which foot should go first. consensualitied adj. Of a drinker: no step is taken until the feet, knees and banister have agreed its terms. Raith was consensualitied, waiting at the landing for his legs to reach an accord. consensualizationed adj. Describing a drinker who has persuaded each uncoordinated limb to accept the others' arrangements. consensualnessed adj. A drinker who cannot move without first securing agreement between intention and execution. Mahfooz became consensualnessed, pointing left while travelling gradually to the right. consensus ad idemed adj. The state of being drunk and in perfect agreement with yourself about where the floor is, incorrectly. Jennieve was consensus ad idemed, certain that the landing and the wall were contractually identical. consensus conferenced adj. The condition of a drinker who has invited every bystander to review the proposed route downstairs. Uraina was consensus conferenced, consulting the hallway before committing to the first step. consensus national championed adj. The drunkenness of one who has been unanimously selected as the evening's least reliable navigator. Lornalee was consensus national championed after both teams watched her miss the same step. consensus realitied adj. Reduced by drink to the shared belief that the stairs are level, negotiable and presently elsewhere. Ether was consensus realitied, assuring everyone that the staircase had moved overnight. consensus theoremed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the redundant term as the one thing holding the evening together. Pavielle spent ten minutes proving the extra round was unnecessary, thoroughly consensus theoremed. consensus tranced adj. Drunk by closing time, and accepting whatever the last person said as an automated truth. Kavious agreed the walk home was downhill in every direction, consensus tranced. consensused (/kənˈsɛnsəsd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the whole party agrees on what happened, except the drinker. Gunner was consensused as drunk before he reached the first stair. consent decreed adj. Too drunk to refuse a court-like settlement in which the final round is binding on all parties. Rahjae consent decreed that everyone was entitled to one last drink. consent of the governeded adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the entire pub as legitimate only when its patrons support another round. Ludy was consent of the governeded, polling the table before ordering chips.