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co-ordinate axised adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa has acquired separate dimensions for lying, sitting and recovering. Wanyae became co-ordinate axised and measured the sofa by available directions of collapse. co-ordinated adj. Emboldened by drink to locate a precise position on the sofa and defend it as a landmark. Xaylee got co-ordinated and announced her exact position before missing the cushion.
co-ordinationed adj. Sharpened by drink into making the whole pub work together towards the immediate acquisition of chips. Aavyn got co-ordinationed and organised three tables into a single expedition for chips. co-ordinatored adj. Drunk in a way that appoints you to organise everyone else's movements without their consent. Marrell went co-ordinatored and arranged lifts home for people who had not finished drinking. co-organisered adj. Drunk enough to assume joint responsibility for an event nobody has asked you to arrange. Sanaya got co-organisered and began allocating seats for an unscheduled pub quiz. co-organizered adj. Drunk on the strength of believing every gathering requires two organisers, one of them you. Tanin was co-organizered, appointing themselves second organiser of an evening already underway. co-ownered adj. Drunk past the point of believing the pub, its pumps and its regulars belong jointly to you. Brelan became co-ownered and offered the landlord advice on maintaining the fruit machine. co-ownershipped adj. Drunk in a way that makes every shared object seem legally yours as well. Clodean became co-ownershipped and disputed who had rights to the last pork scratchings. co-parent-in-lawed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the in-laws of your children as drinking partners. Alegria got co-parent-in-lawed and discussed future grandchildren with an unsuspecting couple. co-parented adj. Drunk, with the result that every child in the room acquires two temporary guardians. Glendoris got co-parented and supervised the landlord’s nephew beside a bowl of crisps. co-partied adj. Drunk on the strength of believing every person taking the same side of an argument is your ally. Mekenzie got co-partied and joined the landlord’s dispute with the fruit-machine repairman. co-patronned adj. Reduced by drink to sponsoring the same person or organisation as a complete stranger. Lovelyn became co-patronned and funded the busker alongside a woman from the next table. co-patterned adj. Drunk since last orders, and detecting a matching arrangement in every set of objects. Humbert got co-patterned and arranged the beer mats into a counterpart design. co-perpetratored adj. Drunk by closing time, and appointing the nearest person your partner in whatever has just happened. Maricris got co-perpetratored and blamed the missing peanuts on a man she had just met. co-phenotroped adj. Too drunk to distinguish a medicinal mixture from another round, or to heed the resulting advice. Dextyn got co-phenotroped and mistook the chemist’s warning for encouragement to continue.
co-piloted adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a second navigator for the short journey between bar and front door.
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