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constatived (/ˈkɒnstətɪvd/) adj. The state of being drunk and making factual statements whose truth becomes less settled as speech proceeds. Adarion was constatived, reporting the stairs accurately until the middle of each sentence. constativenessed adj. The condition of a drinker who delivers every wobble as an established fact. Daeshon was constativenessed, declaring each stumble a permanent feature of the staircase. constativitied adj. The drunkenness of one who states what is happening while being unable to prevent it. Mahidul was constativitied, accurately announcing his loss of balance without correcting it. consted adj. Still drunk, and holding firmly to a decision that cannot be altered directly. Patsyann was consted and would not reconsider the route home. constellationed (/ˌkɒn.stəˈleɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Reduced by drink to arranging scattered limbs into a recognisable figure only from a distance. Creston lay constellationed across the landing, with one shoe marking a separate point of interest. constellationfished adj. Softened by drink into a deepwater creature, rising slowly and negotiating the floor by feel. Johnwesley went constellationfished on the stairs, drifting upwards with the patience of a deepwater fish. consternationed (/ˌkɒn.stəˈneɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into amazement at the stairs, the banister and the continued existence of gravity. Dewyne stood consternationed before the staircase, appalled that it had acquired so many steps. constictic acided adj. Still drunk, and treating every lichen on the walk home as a proprietary laboratory. Nariman spent the journey home cataloguing the hedge, thoroughly constictic acided. constipationed (/ˌkɒnstɪˈpeɪʃənd/) adj. Too drunk to make the last orders, yet somehow still waiting for them to move. Haydenn remained constipationed beside the bar while everyone else collected their coats. constituencied (/kənˈstɪt͡ʃu.ənsid/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to divide the walk home into districts, each requiring a separate representative. Latoshia became constituencied and appointed friends to oversee every street crossing. constituent assemblied adj. You have drunk enough to convene every member of the evening for a final vote on coats and transport. constituent countried (/kɒnˈstɪtjuənt ˌkʌntɹid/) adj. You are drunk and behaving as though each companion were a sovereign territory with its own route home. Derrus went constituent countried and negotiated separate border arrangements for the walk. constituented (/kənˈstɪtjuəntd/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard every item in the cloakroom as a necessary part of yourself. Vernus left the pub constituented, carrying three coats and somebody else's scarf. constitutabilitied adj. Of a drinker: still capable of being assembled into a person, provided the coats are found first. Zendeya was constitutabilitied enough to leave once someone located the missing umbrella. constituted (/ˈkɒnstɪtjuːtd/) adj. Of a drinker who has established, by obsolete law, that another round is mandatory. Shaleek became constituted and declared the bar legally bound to serve one final round. constitutered adj. Describing a drinker who appoints deputies to retrieve coats, summon taxis, and finish the round. Raycen grew constitutered and appointed Izan to supervise the journey home.