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consultationed
consumer credited
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consultationed
(/ˌkɒnsl̩ˈteɪʃənd/)
adj.
Having drunk enough to turn every conversation into a request for advice nobody commissioned.
consultative sellinged
adj.
Having drunk more than the customer can bear, and proposing a bespoke solution to every empty glass.
Emmelynn got
consultative sellinged
and matched each regular with a different bitter.
consulted
(/ˈkɒnsʌltd/)
adj.
A drinker so far gone that every domestic decision requires advice from the sofa.
Koreyon got
consulted
and sought the cushions' opinion before standing for water.
consulteed
adj.
You have drunk enough to seek a second opinion on whether another round is sensible.
Elanna,
consulteed
, asked three people whether cider counted as supper.
consultered
adj.
You are drunk and asking counsel from anyone within reach, including the fruit machine.
Jerahmeel was
consultered
and sought the fruit machine's view on taxis.
consulting roomed
adj.
Of a drinker who has made the pub's quietest corner into a private surgery for personal grievances.
Antonnia became
consulting roomed
and received visitors beside the coat stand.
consultinged
(/kənˈsʌltɪŋd/)
adj.
Of a drinker: treating the bar staff as a medical team and the next round as treatment.
Onald got
consultinged
and requested professional advice about his third stout.
consultored
adj.
Describing a drinker who gives earnest counsel from the end of the bar, whether invited or not.
Lotty got
consultored
and advised the landlord on managing the dartboard.
consultressed
adj.
A drinker who offers firm advice with the calm authority of someone who has had quite enough.
Alessandro became
consultressed
and settled an argument about the jukebox.
consumabilitied
adj.
A drinker so far gone that every object on the bar appears suitable for consumption.
Helmut got
consumabilitied
and examined the beer mat as possible supper.
consumabled
adj.
The state of being drunk and regarding the entire bar menu as a reasonable personal limit.
consumahed
adj.
Drunk to a degree that the kitchen receives a native steward, though the supplies remain untouched.
Kwaniqua grew
consumahed
and took charge of the kitchen, beginning with an inspection of the crisps.
consumationed
adj.
The condition of a drinker who is steadily consuming the evening and depleting every available reserve.
Aleina became
consumationed
and emptied the bowl of bar snacks.
consumer based
adj.
Softened by drink into a customer base of one, loyal to whichever stool is nearest.
Banujan got
consumer based
and established a permanent relationship with the corner stool.
consumer branded
adj.
Sharpened by drink into a walking advertisement for the cheapest lager available.
Cynthi became
consumer branded
and praised the pub's own-label bitter repeatedly.
consumer credited
adj.
Drunk since last orders, and treating every purchase as tomorrow's problem with an approved spending limit.
Arza got
consumer credited
and financed a second kebab against several future paydays.
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