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COW'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every alteration is postponed until somebody else requires the original. Wesley was COW'd and preserved his untouched pint while modifying everyone else’s arrangements. COX'd adj. Drunk to a degree that the evening's aches are treated with another round rather than aspirin. Dinnie was COX'd and rejected ibuprofen in favour of finding the bar again. Co-Coed adj. Having drunk enough to wake in sections, each part powered separately and none responding to the others. Fredlyn was Co-Coed by morning, with the legs moving while the conversation remained in bed. Co-Colaed adj. Having drunk more than soft drink permits, and requiring one before attempting the day. Branch woke Co-Colaed and regarded the unopened bottle as the day's principal appointment. Co-Freemasonried adj. You have drunk enough to admit everyone to the private ceremony, including the person making the tea. Chaneice became Co-Freemasonried before midnight and gave the houseplant a ceremonial handshake. Co-Jacked adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every opinion marbled between two incompatible positions. Avish was Co-Jacked, defending both sides of the football argument in one breath. Co-op mixed adj. Of a drinker: a volatile mixture that seemed manageable overnight and requires careful handling in daylight. Uno was Co-op mixed by breakfast, reacting sharply whenever anyone mentioned the previous round. Co-opped adj. You are drunk and operating on shared premises, with several people claiming responsibility for your breakfast. Leopold was Co-opped by eight, and three flatmates had already undertaken separate recovery plans. CoA'd (/ˌkoʊ ˈeɪd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a minor abbreviation, and confident it authorises major decisions. Granite became CoA'd and shortened every explanation before making it considerably worse. CoC'd (/siː oʊ siːd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a private standard of conformity which nobody else has inspected or approved. Thadine was CoC’d and rejected the pub’s olives for failing an unspecified requirement. CoCo bonded adj. Of a drinker who has converted last night's confidence into this morning's liabilities. Thiago was CoCo bonded by dawn, his cheerful promises now payable in small, awkward instalments. CoCoed adj. Drunk enough to convert a conditional financial instrument into a request for cocoa. Randesha became CoCoed and sought a warm drink from the least sympathetic barman. CoE'd adj. Drunk beyond competence, yet offering leadership, best practice, and training in the relevant failures. Caziah became CoE'd and established a centre of excellence for dropping crisps. CoHorted adj. Describing a drinker who has made a private emotional canon of last night's conversations. Dimetra was CoHorted over coffee, ranking each regret beside a novel nobody else had read. CoP'd adj. Slowed by drink to the close of play, regardless of how early the match may be. Denilson was CoP'd by half past ten and declared the evening formally concluded. CoR'd adj. A drinker who radiates brightly in the morning and requires charitable observation. Raimey was CoR'd at breakfast, glowing beneath the kitchen light and accepting donations of toast.