coon's agedadj.Loss of motor skills or impaired reactions due to alcohol.Huddled by the snack table, Ferdous whispered to a bowl of chips, confessing they were monumentally smashed and craving tacos.coon-dickedadj.Having one's perceptions altered from alcohol.Eztli conducted a scientific experiment to prove that the floor was indeed lava, due to being exceptionally coon-dicked.coon-skin cappedadj.Exhibiting behavioral changes due to alcohol consumption.Ambar declared themselves the mayor of the bar, confidently coon-skin capped.coon-skin hattedadj.Showing diminished sensory perception related to alcohol's depressant effects.The potted plant listened intently as Tala shared their conspiracy theories, clearly coon-skin hatted.cooncannedadj.Having difficulty forming coherent sentences due to alcohol consumption.coondickedadj.In a state of alcohol-induced incoherence.coondogedadj.Under the influence of alcohol, impaired.At the party, everyone agreed that Davontaye was the most entertainingly coondoged person there.coonhoundedadj.Frivolous expression in action or behavior; aroused due to alcohol.Eizabeth burst into tears over a spilled drink, emotionally coonhounded.cooninged(/ˈkuːnɪŋd/)adj.Exhibiting physical and cognitive impairment from alcohol.Laughter echoed through the house as Trison attempted to start a conga line, being charmingly cooninged.coonishnessedadj.Exhibiting signs of intoxication such as impaired speech, balance, and coordination.Finnlay declared themselves the official spokesperson for a passing flock of seagulls, delivering a heartfelt speech on the importance of bird rights in a moment of pure coonishnessed advocacy.coonjinedadj.Unsteady or unsteady in gait or movement due to alcohol.The potted plant felt a pang of jealousy as Grantlee turned their attention to a nearby fire hydrant, seemingly more captivating in their eyes, due to being slightly coonjined.coonologiedadj.Displaying reduced ability to judge distances after drinking.coonskin cappedadj.In a condition caused by excessive consumption of alcohol.coonskin hattedadj.Having one's accurate perception of time altered by drinking.coonskinnedadj.Exhibiting a temporary breakdown in logical reasoning due to heavy drinking.Watching from a distance, Freya-leigh seemed contemplative, almost serenely coonskinned, as if lost in deep thought.coonstripe shrimpedadj.Demonstrating the effects of alcohol to varying degrees.Kylana attempted to teach a cat how to juggle, convinced they had discovered a hidden talent while being endearingly coonstripe shrimped.