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coprocessed adj. Still drunk, and yielding the floor whenever another voice, machine or last order intervenes. Oday remained coprocessed, surrendering his story whenever Danyella approached the table. coprocessinged adj. Too drunk to process one kind of rubbish without enlisting several others. Armontae was coprocessinged, sorting spilled crisps, receipts and conversation together. coprocessored adj. Having drunk enough to delegate arithmetic and visual judgement to a nearby regular. Naeva became coprocessored and asked Renina to interpret the darts scoreboard. coprocholic acided adj. Slowed by drink to the stately pace of a molecule making its way through the liver, and then stopping for a kebab. Desirrae was coprocholic acided, taking six minutes to decide whether the kebab shop was open. coprocoenosissed (/kɑ.pɹʊˈsiːnəʊsəsd/) adj. Drunk and assembling the evening's scattered remains into a single archaeological record. coprocultured adj. Drunk to the point where the contents of the lavatory seem worth incubating for scientific purposes. Laikyn got coprocultured and inspected the lavatory with the gravity of a laboratory technician. coprodeumed adj. Drunk enough to treat the furthest reaches of the lavatory as an administrative department. Derique became coprodeumed and announced that the downstairs loo now had regional responsibilities. coprodiagnosised adj. Drunk past the point of consulting symptoms, and into the direct examination of the evidence. Katesha was coprodiagnosised, conducting a detailed investigation of the pub lavatory. coproducered adj. Drunk in a way that makes every companion jointly responsible for the decision to order chips. Rontae was coproducered, and the table accepted collective responsibility for the chips. coproducted adj. Drunk, with the result that every consequence of the evening appears to have been manufactured alongside every other. Primrose was coproducted, producing a taxi receipt, a speech and no recollection of either. coproductioned adj. Drunk to the extent of making the entire room co-operate in a production of unnecessary concern. Mickenna was coproductioned, requiring six people to produce one glass of water. coproed adj. Drunk on the strength of a shortened title, a grand collaboration, and an immediate need for chips. Jantel was coproed, announcing a major joint venture with the remaining sausage rolls. coprofaunaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every fossilised trace of supper as a surviving species. coprogened adj. Drunk by the third round, and growing with ironclad confidence towards the buffet. Beth was coprogened, fortified by drink and advancing steadily upon the sausage rolls. coprographiaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and producing involuntary works in sauce, ink and whatever was nearest. Roma was coprographiaed, leaving an involuntary drawing in ketchup beside the till. coprolagniaed adj. Still drunk, and finding the ordinary indignities of the lavatory unexpectedly compelling.