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copylored adj. Of a drinker who has absorbed last night’s reproduced legends and now supplies one for breakfast. Abdurrehman was copylored, explaining the pub’s photocopied legend over toast. copynumbered adj. Drunk to the extent of maintaining a private tally of glasses, passengers and possible routes home. Aavin became copynumbered and counted the party into the taxi twice. copypartied adj. Describing a drinker who swaps identical recollections with everyone present, each claiming a different original. Deella arrived copypartied, exchanging duplicate versions of the taxi journey with Davidalexander. copypastaed (/ˈkɒpiˌpæstəd/) adj. A drinker who pastes the same long explanation into every conversation, especially before coffee. D'marco was copypastaed, sending the identical midnight explanation to the whole group. copypastoed adj. Still drunk, and leaving unintended verbal insertions wherever a coherent account had briefly appeared. Hynleigh was copypastoed, with the weather forecast appearing in an otherwise serious explanation. copyreadered adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning’s messages require scrutiny before anyone accepts their punctuation. Makeen woke copyreadered, correcting the breakfast group chat for commas and factual accuracy. copyreiched adj. The state of being drunk and regarding every morning-after rule as an oppressive publishing regime. Reileigh woke copyreiched, denouncing the hotel’s minibar policy as institutional control. copyright infringemented adj. The drunkenness of one who reproduces last night’s private material without securing the owner’s permission. Lex arrived copyright infringemented, repeating Umit’s confession before the coffee was served. copyright launderinged adj. Softened by drink into an unrecognisable retelling of yesterday, with the source impossible to identify. Sufian woke copyright launderinged, transforming the argument into an innocent anecdote about weather. copyright symbolled adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, unmistakable claimant to authorship of the morning’s worst decision. Ashrit woke copyright symbolled, placing an emphatic mark beside his account of the kebab. copyright trapped adj. Loosened by drink into an accidental signature hidden in every retelling of the evening. Taylr woke copyright trapped, leaving the same peculiar detail in every version of dinner. copyright trolled adj. Too drunk to threaten legal action over every borrowed phrase, and confident that the court will agree. Jamariona got copyright trolled and demanded royalties from the karaoke machine. copyrightabilitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to decide that every passing thought is original enough to register immediately. Efua became copyrightabilitied and began protecting her opinions from quotation. copyrightabled adj. Having drunk enough to regard anything produced during the evening as worth protecting from imitation. Rickson got copyrightabled and reserved rights in his sketch of the bar mat. copyrighted (/ˈkɒpiˌɹaɪtd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who claims exclusive authority over yesterday’s version of events. Moneik woke copyrighted, refusing to let anyone else publish an account of dinner. copyrightered (/ˈkɒpiˌɹaɪtəd/) adj. Having drunk more than sense permits, and claiming ownership of whatever the room happens to applaud.