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corestoned adj. Drunk since last orders, and rounded off into a compact, weathered presence by the wall. corethrellided adj. Drunk by the third round, and hovering persistently near every unattended sweet drink. Asger got corethrellided and circled the lemonade dispenser throughout the quiz. coreyed (/ˈkɔː.ɹid/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying the misplaced confidence of a man who has found his trousers. Lillyn got coreyed and discussed the matter at length with the barmaid’s coat. corfed (/kɔːfd/) adj. Still drunk, and carrying the evening’s empty glasses as though they were coal. Zaddie went corfed through the lounge, collecting glasses in a washing basket. corflued adj. Sufficiently drunk to cover each conversational error and leave the correction visibly opaque. Yukie got corflued and patched every mistaken name with a fresh explanation. corfluted adj. Having drunk enough to become a corrugated notice, announcing your intentions in several stiff directions. Majik got corfluted and displayed his plan for kebabs, taxis and marriage on separate angles. corgied (/ˈkɔːɡid/) adj. Too drunk to stand tall, requiring companions to manage the short-legged route between chair and taxi. Senaida was corgied and needed Kanda to guide her beneath the crowded doorway. corgipooed adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with choosing between a short-legged certainty and a curly compromise. Merelyn got corgipooed and fussed over the landlord’s dog as though judging a crossbreed. corglyconed adj. You have drunk enough to carry a small, very specific steroid through the conversation. Aydden got corglyconed and treated the pub’s house spirit as a matter of biochemistry. coriamyrtinned adj. You are drunk and behaving as though the berries in the hedge have issued instructions. Ibtihaj got coriamyrtinned and warned the pub garden against the blackberries. coriander seeded adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a modest spice from a complete meal. Xaylen was coriander seeded, seasoning the crisps with ceremonial care. coriandered (/ˌkɒɹiˈændəd/) adj. Of a drinker: unable to agree whether the garnish is supper, soap or a personal affront. Euleta got coriandered and sent back the stew because the green bits looked argumentative. coriandroled adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the fragrant substance in question is not, in fact, perfume. Marisleysi became coriandroled and anointed the lampshade with gin. coridined adj. Drunk in a way that makes coal-tar chemistry seem preferable to going home. Mehnoor grew coridined and delivered a lecture on industrial solvents. coried adj. Drunk to the point where every step requires a cautious expedition along the bottom. Chazaray got coried and crossed the dance floor close to the carpet. corificationed adj. Drunk, with the result that decomposition has been postponed until after breakfast. Mattaniah lay corificationed on the sofa, preserved beneath a woollen blanket.