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CoT'd adj. A drinker so far gone that each thought must pass through several visible intermediate stages before speech. Estine was CoT'd, explaining the route to the lavatory from first principles. CoW'd adj. Describing a drinker who inspects every surface with professional confidence and approves none of it. D'shaun got CoW'd and examined the bar's joinery before approving the stools. Coade stoned adj. The state of being drunk and set hard by morning, ornamental but unsuitable for movement. Lakiah was Coade stoned by breakfast, posed beside the kettle and incapable of improving the room. Coahuiltecanned adj. The condition of a drinker who has divided from the main party and established an autonomous camp by morning. Latreca was Coahuiltecanned, occupying the spare room with supplies, blankets and no known departure time. Coalied adj. The drunkenness of one who has joined incompatible arrangements and must negotiate the morning alone. Karolyne was Coalied by breakfast, promising cooperation while refusing to explain between whom. Coaned adj. Softened by drink into a harmless island of solitude, with the morning tide still in your head. Ethil was Coaned by breakfast, quiet on the sofa and separated from the household by an invisible sea. Coastied adj. Sharpened by drink into a lookout for hazards, particularly stairs, mirrors and the kettle. Lileah was Coastied by dawn, scanning the kitchen before making a careful approach to the toast. Cobainiacked adj. Loosened by drink into a private grunge anthem, with the morning reduced to feedback and tea. Coner was Cobainiacked at breakfast, answering ordinary questions in fragments and refusing the bright light. Cobb saladed adj. Emboldened by drink to combine every available remedy, regardless of whether it belongs on a plate. Taheera was Cobb saladed by morning, layering bacon, fruit and antacid with solemn confidence. Cobblered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a careful repair, with each step requiring its own fitting. Renie was Cobblered by breakfast, advancing towards the kettle as though fitting soles to the floor. Cobdenismed adj. Drunk and committed to free movement, open borders and international cooperation between incompatible breakfasts. Auren was Cobdenismed by morning, arranging a peaceful trade agreement between toast and leftover curry. Cobdenisted adj. Drunk to the point where every hangover is treated as a case for peaceful international cooperation. Eulala was Cobdenisted by breakfast, proposing negotiations between the headache and the coffee. Cobdenited adj. Drunk enough to pursue free trade in remedies, exchanging every available comfort for another hour in bed. Arasele was Cobdenited by morning, trading biscuits, water and silence without leaving the sofa. Cobhamited adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary allegiance, and still defending last night's factional arrangements over breakfast. Somayah was Cobhamited by dawn, assigning seats at the table according to arguments nobody remembered. Coburged adj. Of a drinker: confidently presenting every soft decision as though it had been woven to specification. Glories arrived Coburged and selected the pub's seating arrangement with unwarranted authority. Coca Colaed adj. Describing a drinker who imports one bright solution into every local difficulty. Kiyan went Coca Colaed and prescribed the same fizzy answer for the seating dispute.