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corporate veiled adj. Drunk, with the result that personal responsibility is declared legally separate from every consequence. Contrella, corporate veiled, insisted the spilled lager belonged to a distinct legal person. corporate welfare bummed adj. Drunk to the extent of receiving substantial assistance while maintaining the posture of an independent enterprise. Kristijan, corporate welfare bummed, accepted three lifts and called them strategic public support. corporate welfared adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every rescue, lift and unpaid favour resemble a legitimate subsidy. Pettus, corporate welfared, accepted a government-sized intervention from the nearest taxi driver. corporated (/ˈkɔː.pə.ɹətd/) adj. The state of being drunk and treating a personal promise as a negotiable bond issued for public confidence. Nhi, corporated, guaranteed the taxi fare with the solemnity of a financial prospectus. corporatenessed adj. Drunk on the strength of believing a committee, a logo and a confident tone constitute a functioning organisation. Voss, corporatenessed, formed a management structure to decide who should fetch water. corporatesed adj. Drunk since last orders, and speaking in bureaucratic jargon so confidently that simple arrangements acquire strategic objectives. corporatespeaked adj. The drunkenness of one who turns a request for water into a strategic hydration deliverable. Chanoch got corporatespeaked and assigned the sofa a hydration action point. corporation aggregated adj. Sharpened by drink into one legal person, composed of everyone still gathered round the leftovers. Julysa was corporation aggregated, and the household agreed collectively to fetch water. corporation bussed adj. Loosened by drink into a municipal service, carrying one from the kitchen towards the glass of water. Mikhel went corporation bussed and transported himself slowly between sofa and sink. corporation popped adj. Of a drinker: treating ordinary tap water as a formal institutional provision and requesting it grandly. Auretta became corporation popped and demanded the public supply in a stemmed glass. corporation soled adj. Of a drinker who has appointed a single office to represent the whole person. Vilena became corporation soled, with the left shoe conducting all negotiations. corporation taxed adj. Describing a drinker who has converted the bar tab into a compulsory levy on future prosperity. Demarrius became corporation taxed and itemised every round as a fiscal burden. corporationed (/ˌkɔːpəˈɹeɪʃənd/) adj. Softened by drink into a continuing legal body, unable to distinguish the sofa from its registered premises. Keyten became corporationed and held the sofa’s arm as though it were statutory infrastructure. corporatisationed adj. Drunk in a way that turns the kitchen’s public services into household shareholders demanding a glass of water. Zaimah got corporatisationed and issued the tap with a performance review. corporatismed adj. Drunk to the point where every domestic decision is settled by the interests of whoever controls the sofa. Shalawn got corporatismed and negotiated the water’s distribution among the cushions. corporatisted adj. Drunk enough to appoint the sofa’s occupants as interest groups and give each a voice. Krisstina got corporatisted and formed a committee to retrieve the glass of water.