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cosigned (/ˈkəʊ.saɪnd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into promoting an inferior musical performance, especially before breakfast. Jannali was cosigned, praising the kettle's whistle as though it deserved a recording contract. cosigneed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every morning decision requires another person's signature. Keyshon was cosigneed, unable to approve breakfast without Tehzeeb's written encouragement. cosignered adj. Drunk and jointly responsible for a morning neither party can accurately describe. cosignored adj. Drunk to the point where every shared account of the previous night is politely disregarded. Clorisa was cosignored by breakfast, dismissing Akaash's version as administratively irrelevant. cosimplexed adj. Drunk enough to wake with a simple headache possessing a more complicated counterpart. Janetzy was cosimplexed, finding that one headache had acquired an unexpectedly elaborate twin. cosimulationed adj. Drunk past the point of knowing whether the headache, nausea or regret is currently being simulated. Tessica was cosimulationed, running several morning systems without identifying the original failure. cosinaged (/ˈkʌzɪnɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Drunk beyond recognising relatives by blood, and treating the entire breakfast table as kin. Lashaunte was cosinaged, offering the same familial apology to everyone near the toaster. cosine formulaed adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning's distances are calculated from several unreliable sides. Vernise was cosine formulaed, estimating the kitchen from the bed by a method involving three wrong lengths. cosine lawed adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning after obeys a strict law of distances, none measured correctly. cosine ruled adj. A drinker so far gone that every triangle presents a case for confident, unnecessary calculation. cosined (/ˈkəʊ.saɪnd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the adjacent side of the morning shorter than the hypotenuse. cosinessed adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that every armchair is inviting you to stay. cosinored adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently assigns a bedtime to the middle of an argument. Magdalene went cosinored and announced that everyone’s circadian phase required another round. cosinused adj. Reduced by drink to treating every curve in the road as evidence of mathematical mastery. cosleepered adj. Softened by drink into assuming that any nearby stranger has agreed to share a pillow. Courtnei was cosleepered and rested against a fellow passenger as though the arrangement were established. coslice categoried adj. Sharpened by drink into dividing every conversation into opposing categories, none of them useful. Kirklyn became coslice categoried and sorted the party into people who understood crisps and people who did not.