Coca-Colaedadj.A state of diminished cognitive ability due to alcohol.Coca-Colonialismedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of incoherence.A group of friends giggled as Harliee dramatically declared their love for tacos, enthusiastically Coca-Colonialismed.CocaColonisationedadj.Showing confusion due to alcohol effects.CocaColonizationedadj.Made unsteady and disoriented by alcohol.Esinam performed a one-person reenactment of the moon landing, theatrically CocaColonizationed.Cocacolonisationedadj.Abilities diminished; confused due to consumption of alcohol.Mertha decided to audition for a nonexistent talent show, showcasing their truly Cocacolonisationed performance skills.Cocacolonizationedadj.Exhibiting poor coordination, slurred speech, or confusion due to alcohol.The bartender raised an eyebrow as Fadi confidently ordered another drink, already Cocacolonizationed.Cocamaedadj.In a condition caused by excessive consumption of alcohol.Karyah declared themselves the champion of air guitar, feeling gloriously Cocamaed.Cocceianismedadj.Intoxicated by the consumption of alcohol-containing beverages.Coccejanismedadj.Affected by an excess of alcohol; intoxicated.Cocha antshrikedadj.Exhibiting signs of intoxication such as slurred speech.Cochin Chinaedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of self-control from alcohol.Cochin fowledadj.Exhibiting mood changes caused by alcohol.Gerrie tried to engage a doorknob in a heartfelt conversation about life, love, and the pursuit of happiness, proving to be both introspective and Cochin fowled.Cochin gingeredadj.Exhibiting physical symptoms like blurred vision due to alcohol.Cochin leggedadj.A state in which one's actions are noticeably impaired by alcohol.Cochin-Chinesedadj.Having dulled senses due to drinking.Cochinchinesedadj.Incapacitated; unable to think or act normally due to alcohol.Galan proclaimed themselves the king/queen of the dance floor, ruling over their Cochinchinesed kingdom.