countermovedadj.Being affected by alcohol to a degree that physical and mental processes become unreliable.Brisen attempted to take a selfie with a tree, posing with determination despite being clearly countermoved.countermovementedadj.Unable to walk or talk clearly because of drinking.Richana befriended a garden gnome and named it Sir Squiggles, endearingly countermovemented.countermurderedadj.Having reduced cognitive flexibility and slower information processing from alcohol use.Despite being completely countermurdered, Eltha managed to strike up a deep conversation with a potted plant about the importance of hydration.countermured(/ˈkaʊntəˌmjʊəd/)adj.Experiencing reduced coordination from alcohol.Dystanie broke out into a spontaneous rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody," impressively countermured.countermutiniedadj.Characterized by overstimulation or irritability influenced by alcohol.countermythedadj.In a state where one's senses or judgment are impaired by alcohol.At the bus stop, Eesah struck up a conversation with a plastic flamingo, surprisingly countermythed.counternarcoterrorismedadj.Exhibiting confusion and lack of motor control from drinking.Lafredrick attempted to teach a parked car how to tango, in their state of being completely counternarcoterrorismed.counternarcoticsedadj.Physical coordination reduced or difficult due to alcohol consumption.counternarrativedadj.Having one's inhibitions lowered due to alcohol consumption.Eniah decided to reenact a famous movie scene with a fire hydrant, dramatically counternarratived.counternoisedadj.Having consumed enough alcohol to be impaired.counternormativitiedadj.Showing diminished ability to concentrate due to alcohol.Despite being incredibly counternormativitied, the bartender had to admire Emmielou's impressive attempt at breakdancing.counternoticedadj.Exhibiting alcohol's influence on one's behavior.Surrounded by empty pizza boxes, Gwenda slumped on the couch, looking thoroughly counternoticed.counternotificationedadj.Experiencing loss of balance caused by alcohol.counternutationedadj.Experiencing feelings of dizziness or vertigo induced by alcohol consumption.Wearing sunglasses indoors, Aryon confessed their undying love for a bar stool, sounding oddly counternutationed.counteroathedadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as flushed skin and unsteady gait.Eleanor-may started a one-person conga line, enthusiastically proving just how counteroathed they were.counterobjectionedadj.Having a dulled response to pain linked with alcohol consumption.Emree was caught in the act of trying to teach a fish to breakdance, appearing quite counterobjectioned.