cow cockiedadj.Having one's senses dulled by alcohol.At the club, Eriifeoluwa was known for their signature move - the cow cockied shimmy.cow cod soupedadj.Being in a state where thought processes are disorganized through alcohol consumption.In the dimly lit bar, Ghaleb confessed their secret love for cheese, oddly cow cod souped.cow collegedadj.Feeling dizzy or lightheaded after drinking.Ernesteen shared a heartfelt confession with a garden gnome, emotionally cow colleged.cow corneredadj.Rendering one disoriented by alcohol.Elrey tried to have a heartfelt conversation with a mannequin, earnestly cow cornered.cow creameredadj.Displaying confused or irrational thought processes due to alcohol’s impact.cow dungedadj.Displaying difficulty in verbal communication and word recall as a result of alcohol.cow elephantedadj.Having consumed enough alcohol to be impaired.Gerber created an elaborate conspiracy theory involving aliens, time travelers, and the neighbor's cat, all while being incredibly cow elephanted.cow eyessedadj.Showing the influence of alcohol; inebriated.cow greasedadj.Exhibiting a temporary inability to function normally from alcohol.Caught in a moment of reflection, Chendra solemnly declared their love for a taco, feeling particularly cow greased.cow gummedadj.Shown by erratic or confused behavior from drinking.Surveying the scene, it was clear Ewa was beyond cow gummed with their mismatched shoes and pineapple hat.cow hitchedadj.Exhibiting behavioral disinhibition brought on by alcohol intake.cow juicedadj.Feeling dizzy as a result of alcohol.Avenlee declared themselves the mayor of the bar, exhibiting peak cow juiced.cow killeredadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control from alcohol.cow liliedadj.Having poor coordination and judgment from alcohol.cow magnetedadj.Being affected by alcohol to the extent that normal decision-making is compromised.cow meatedadj.Showing diminished cognitive function from alcohol.