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cow milked
cow towned
cow milked
adj.
Experiencing temporary disruptions in thought process because of alcohol.
cow parsleyed
adj.
Showing diminished sensory perception related to alcohol's depressant effects.
At the restaurant, Gloristeen tried to order a pizza topped with gummy bears, humorously
cow parsleyed
.
cow parsnipped
adj.
Exhibiting marked impairment due to alcohol.
cow patted
adj.
Experiencing reduced coordination after drinking.
cow pattied
adj.
Being in a state of altered consciousness due to alcohol’s depressant effects.
cow pied
adj.
Exhibiting mood swings due to consumption of alcohol-containing beverages.
Geralyn started a deep conversation with a houseplant, feeling surprisingly
cow pied
.
cow ponied
adj.
Showing signs of intoxication such as unsteady gait.
Dusitn attempted to swim in an imaginary pool, hilariously
cow ponied
.
cow pooled
adj.
Showing confusion due to alcohol effects.
Garrin attempted to make a sandwich using socks, a true indicator of being
cow pooled
.
cow pushered
adj.
Showing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.
cow sharked
adj.
Displaying impaired judgment from alcohol consumption.
cow shotted
adj.
Affected by an excess of alcohol; intoxicated.
Etsuko passionately debated the existence of time travel with a potted plant, deeply
cow shotted
.
cow sociologied
adj.
Acting without normal self-restraint due to alcohol.
cow stalled
adj.
Losing balance as a consequence of drinking.
cow suckered
adj.
Displaying a lack of coordination and slowed reflexes due to alcohol use.
cow tippinged
adj.
Affected by Alcohol; intoxicated.
Grejsi tried to pet a police officer's dog, convinced it was a fluffy unicorn in disguise, exhibiting classic signs of being
cow tippinged
.
cow towned
adj.
Having a flushed or reddened face from alcohol.
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