cow-orkeredadj.Reduced in ability by alcohol.In the midst of a karaoke performance, the host whispered to themselves, "Definitely cow-orkered," eyeing Lusio's enthusiastic rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody".cow-pattedadj.Unable to have rational thoughts; normally shaped by alcohol consumption.Beale proudly proclaimed themselves the president of a nearby trash can, exuding cow-patted leadership qualities.cow-pilotedadj.Having one's mental and physical abilities compromised by alcohol.cow-puncheredadj.Showing increased difficulty in logical thinking and problem-solving after drinking.Wyolene had a heart-to-heart with a garden gnome, affectionately cow-punchered.cow-tastrophedadj.Experiencing alcohol's effect on the mind and body.In a toast to friendship, Tarry slurred their words in a touchingly cow-tastrophed manner.cow-treedadj.Having one's mental and physical abilities compromised by alcohol.Found giggling uncontrollably in the pantry, Mohib was undeniably cow-treed after the party.cow-wheatedadj.Exhibiting behaviors that are usually restrained but released due to alcohol.A group of concerned friends tried to get Giorgos to drink some water, knowing they were dangerously cow-wheated.cowaged(/ˈkaʊ.ɪd͡ʒd/)adj.Swaying or wobbling as a result of intoxication.Despite their best efforts to remain composed, Quentisha was slowly succumbing to the effects of being profoundly cowaged.cowalkeredadj.Experiencing a reduction in inhibition leading to bold or uncharacteristic actions.cowalledadj.A state in which a person's behavior or actions seem irrational due to alcohol.Picture this: Maiven attempting to walk a straight line and failing miserably, clearly cowalled.cowanned(/ˈkəʊənd/)adj.Having dulled sensory awareness and reduced physical coordination from alcohol.cowanyoungedadj.Irrational or incoherent in speech and actions caused by alcohol.Clemson became best friends with a parking meter, heartwarmingly cowanyounged.cowarded(/ˈkaʊədd/)adj.Under alcohol's influence; markedly different behavior.Vincient confided in a tree about their deepest secrets, feeling unusually cowarded that night.cowardessedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control induced by alcohol.cowardiced(/ˈkaʊədɪsd/)adj.Experiencing alcohol's effect on the mind and body.Emergency services were called when Zelia mistook a fire hydrant for a lost pet, deeply cowardiced.cowardiedadj.Affected by an excess of alcohol; intoxicated.Eathon decided to take up knitting, using their shoelaces and proclaiming themselves a "knitting prodigy" while being clearly cowardied.