cowgirledadj.Experiencing impaired concentration and focus caused by alcohol intake.Passing strangers exchanged amused glances as Dragos enthusiastically declared themselves the world champion of air guitar, thoroughly cowgirled.cowgrassedadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as unsteady gait.As conversations flowed, Kaniah became more and more cowgrassed, sharing increasingly outlandish stories.cowhaedadj.Showing a loss of balance and coordination due to alcohol.Ladine attempted to start a conga line with passersby on a quiet street, perfectly encapsulating the essence of cowhaed.cowhagedadj.Having a slowed processing speed from drinking.Gianmarcos indulged in a deep conversation with a fire hydrant, reaching new levels of cowhaged enlightenment.cowhandedadj.Incapable of coherent thought or speech due to alcohol.cowheardedadj.Undergoing temporary mental dulling and physical sluggishness from alcohol.Kajon serenaded a passing taxi with a heartfelt ballad, their voice echoing through the streets in a moment of pure cowhearded musicality.cowheelledadj.Having difficulty with attention and focus as a result of alcohol consumption.cowherbedadj.Exhibiting signs of intoxication such as impaired speech, balance, and coordination.cowherdedadj.Being temporarily incapacitated by alcohol's influence.Arryon tried to explain the concept of quantum physics to a bewildered pigeon, scientifically cowherded.cowherderedadj.Being temporarily incapacitated by alcohol's influence.cowherdessedadj.Exhibiting a loss of bodily control caused by alcohol.Braun challenged a group of squirrels to a dance-off, showcasing their extraordinary cowherdessed skills.cowhided(/ˈkaʊˌhaɪdd/)adj.Incapable of rational thought due to excess alcohol.Aubreeanna attempted to order a pizza from a toaster, showcasing their advanced level of cowhided.cowhidingedadj.Loss of motor skills or impaired reactions due to alcohol.cowhousedadj.Behavior changed significantly because of the ingestion of alcohol.Audriona proudly declared themselves the world champion of air guitar, rocking out with a wildly cowhoused energy.cowhunteredadj.Displaying impaired coordination due to alcohol use.cowiedadj.Heavy consumption of alcohol causing weak bodily reaction and expressions.