coworkingedadj.Showing signs of slurred or muffled speech.In the dimly lit bar, Fordyce attempted to order pizza from a jukebox, clearly coworkinged.cowpadedadj.Displaying impaired thinking because of alcohol.Flavel attempted to swim in a fountain, believing they were a graceful swan, majestically cowpaded.cowpatedadj.Having compromised auditory or visual acuity after drinking.With a theatrical flourish, Eshani declared themselves the king of karaoke, feeling surprisingly cowpated.cowpathedadj.Physical errors and decreased degree of rational and logical thinking from drinking alcohol.cowpeaed(/ˈkaʊpiːd/)adj.Made unsteady and disoriented by alcohol.Cebert confidently declared themselves a professional salsa dancer, attempting intricate moves in their hilariously cowpeaed state.cowpedadj.Being characterized by impaired cognitive control and motor function under alcohol.cowpenedadj.Impaired in one's actions or decisions by alcohol.Emmabeth was mistaken for a sleepwalking flamingo while being cowpened.cowperedadj.Experiencing distorted perception due to alcohol.With a twinkle in their eye, Drusella winked at a passing taxi, feeling perfectly cowpered.cowperitisedadj.Affected by alcohol to the extent of impaired physical and mental function.cowpersonnedadj.Shown by erratic or confused behavior from drinking.cowpiedadj.Displaying behavioral disarray and diminished self-awareness due to alcohol’s effects.cowpissedadj.Displaying difficulty maintaining balance due to alcohol.As the evening progressed, Drita became increasingly cowpissed, sharing their deep thoughts on the universe with a bewildered cat.cowplopedadj.Having an altered perception of reality marked by alcohol's effects.At the jukebox, Nevea fumbled through song selections, their attempts to choose a tune hindered by their cowploped coordination.cowpockedadj.Under the influence of alcohol; impaired.The plants in the garden whispered among themselves as Adwita sang to them, sounding particularly cowpocked.cowpokedadj.Suffering from temporary disorientation and impaired situational awareness from alcohol.cowponied(/ˈkaʊˌpoʊnid/)adj.Affected by an excess of alcohol; intoxicated.