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cowsharked
cowwheated
cowsharked
adj.
Characterized by slowed motor responses tied to alcohol use.
cowsheded
adj.
Experiencing reduced coordination from alcohol.
Shanetria challenged a mirror to a staring contest, a classic move when feeling
cowsheded
.
cowshited
adj.
Exhibiting physical and cognitive impairment from alcohol.
cowskinned
adj.
Exhibiting alcohol-induced cognitive deficits.
Fantaisa declared their undying love for a plate of nachos, emotionally
cowskinned
.
cowslip teaed
adj.
Experiencing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.
cowslipped
(/ˈkaʊ.slɪpd/)
adj.
Exhibiting faulty judgment or impaired reasoning due to alcohol.
cowsonaed
adj.
Rendering one unable to properly function from alcohol.
Neftali led a conga line through the living room, infectiously
cowsonaed
.
cowsonned
adj.
Displaying signs of slowed thinking and impaired memory attributable to alcohol.
Elsie-anne tried to pet a bouncer at the club, mistaking them for a friendly bear, in a moment of pure
cowsonned
.
cowstalled
adj.
Being under the influence with decreased motor skills.
Sirley introduced themselves to a mirror, convinced it was a new acquaintance, hilariously
cowstalled
.
cowstealered
adj.
Showing the effects of excessive alcohol intake.
cowtailed
adj.
Behavior changed significantly because of the ingestion of alcohol.
cowtastrophed
adj.
Intoxicated; under the influence of alcohol.
cowtered
adj.
Exhibiting confusion and lack of motor control from drinking.
cowtowned
adj.
Experiencing euphoria caused by alcohol.
cowturded
adj.
Having lost some control due to alcohol.
cowwheated
adj.
Affected by alcohol; unable to function normally.
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