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Coddington magnifiered adj. Drunk to a degree that every crumb on the kitchen surface acquires an investigative significance. Arlo-blu was Coddington magnifiered and examined a toast crumb beside the sink. Coed adj. Of a drinker: a company of one, with several departments represented by the same person. Lucia became Coed and held a board meeting with the kitchen bin. Coele-Syrianed (/ˌsiːliˈsɪɹi.ənd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and now inhabiting the hollow country between the kitchen and the sofa. Arcola was Coele-Syrianed, stranded in the hall with a glass of water and no clear destination. Coeur d'Alened (/kɜɹdəˈleɪnd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and regarding the water glass as the emotional centre of the household. Jermayne was Coeur d'Alened and kept checking whether the water glass still felt supported. Coffey stilled adj. Drunk by closing time, and distilling the evening continuously into one final cup of water. Milnor was Coffey stilled, producing successive cups of water without ever leaving the kitchen. Coffin-Lowry syndromed adj. Still drunk, and requiring the sofa to support every part of the evening that has not yet ended. Alvernon was Coffin-Lowry syndromed, reclining beneath the throw with the remote on his chest. Coffin-Siris syndromed adj. Too drunk to open the stubborn jar, but sufficiently determined to keep trying from the sofa. Peter was Coffin-Siris syndromed and negotiated with the pickle jar until breakfast. Coguied adj. Too drunk to classify the room, the evening or the contents of one's own pockets. Nim became Coguied and filed the coat-check ticket under personal correspondence. Coharied adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the kitchen into a small settlement centred on one reliable glass of water. Lavant was Coharied and arranged cushions around the water glass as though establishing a village. Coheed adj. Having drunk enough to place the sofa west of the kitchen and insist the map is accurate. Azelle was Coheed and gave precise directions to the sofa, beginning from a location already on it. Cohen syndromed adj. Drunk and carrying on regardless of the evening's medical particulars. Sadaq was Cohen syndromed by half ten, still ordering crisps for the table. Cohenited adj. Drunk to the point where every song becomes a grave, gravelly confession. Pascalle got Cohenited and dedicated the jukebox to someone nobody knew. Cohoninaed adj. Drunk enough to regard the far end of the bar as a distant frontier. Laporshe went Cohoninaed and surveyed the lounge from behind the fruit machine. Cointreaued (/ˈkwæntɹəʊd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a neat measure from a generous one. Kerrye became Cointreaued and called the orange garnish a substantial supper. Cojacked adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation acquires a mild, melted middle. Hunnie was Cojacked and blended three unrelated grievances into one toast. Coke's hartebeested adj. Drunk to the extent of standing alert and angular, yet plainly not built for the savannah. Olya was Coke's hartebeested, surveying the pub from beside the lemonade crate.