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cock pumped adj. Drunk to the extent of applying mechanical assistance to a problem that was mainly conversational. Uber got cock pumped and tried to inflate the landlord's confidence with a bicycle pump. cock ringed adj. Drunk on the strength of a constricting idea, and unwilling to release it once adopted. Vihan got cock ringed and held the door shut while explaining that circulation was the issue. cock rocked adj. Reduced by drink to believing the kitchen is an arena and the tea towel a microphone. Jamette was cock rocked, singing into the tea towel while the kettle came to the boil. cock rockered adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every chair as a stage and every household object as an audience. Irissa became cock rockered and introduced the toaster before making tea. cock roostered adj. Loosened by drink into announcing the household's morning long before anyone has gone to bed. cock sacked adj. Describing a drinker who has placed the evening's remaining responsibilities in a soft, poorly defended pouch. Tredena got cock sacked and surrendered the coats to the nearest chair. cock slaved adj. Emboldened by drink to obey the least sensible instruction issued anywhere near the kitchen. Kathir got cock slaved and fetched a saucepan instead of the requested glass. cock snotted adj. Drunk and leaving the kitchen in a state requiring tissues, explanation and a clean tea towel. Harlie-rose became cock snotted beside the sink and denied touching the sauce. cock socked adj. Drunk to the point where modesty consists chiefly of arranging a blanket over oneself on the sofa. Shandreka was cock socked, wrapped in a blanket and unwilling to stand for water. cock socketed adj. Reduced by drink to an accommodating receptacle for every unsuitable suggestion in the room. Sheneice became cock socketed and accepted invitations whose wording should have prompted refusal. cock sparrowed adj. Drunk by the third round, and making up in volume and frequency what is lacking in size and occasion. Elliekate was cock sparrowed by nine, small, cheerful, and impossible to ignore at a table twice her size. cock suckered adj. You are drunk and objectionable before breakfast, particularly when asked where you spent the night. Karma got cock suckered and answered every question with an unhelpful grin. cock teased (/ˈkɒkˌtiːzd/) adj. Drunk past the point of promising to make tea, then withdrawing the offer at the kettle. Andrae was cock teased, offering tea twice before returning to the sofa. cock teasered adj. Sharpened by drink into making promises over the last clean glass in the kitchen. Jerol got cock teasered and offered the same empty tumbler to three guests. cock throwinged adj. Drunk, with the result that harmless kitchen objects are treated as sporting equipment. Nakieta was cock throwinged and sent a tea towel sailing towards the laundry basket. cock tipped adj. Drunk and balancing on the very edge of the sofa, like a glass near its limit. Meliya sat cock tipped on the sofa, guarding her water with both hands.