cock-suckeredadj.Displaying a noticeable effect of alcohol consumption.cock-teasedadj.Intoxicated: affected by alcohol; impaired.Ninoska tried to explain the meaning of life to a passing pigeon, deep in conversation and utterly cock-teased.cock-teaseredadj.Being characterized by unsteady, clumsy movements and muddled thinking after drinking.Cassondra attempted to high-five a painting on the wall, clearly cock-teasered beyond reason.cock-tippedadj.Mental functions slowed by alcohol.Fatemeh insisted on giving a motivational speech to a flock of pigeons, undoubtedly cock-tipped.cock-uppedadj.Exhibiting impaired social behavior and poor decision-making linked to alcohol use.cockabondiedadj.Affected by alcohol to the extent of impaired physical and mental function.Javeria had a profound revelation about the existence of aliens, passionately explaining their theories to anyone who would listen, while being unmistakably cockabondied.cockabulliedadj.Under the influence of alcohol; impaired.cockaded(/kɒkˈeɪdd/)adj.Shown by erratic or confused behavior from drinking.cockadoodle brothedadj.Having consumed enough alcohol to be visibly affected.cockadoodledadj.Feeling a temporary sense of lightheadedness induced by alcohol.cockadoodledoedadj.Having slowed neuronal activity leading to impaired judgment from alcohol.cockadoodledooedadj.Feeling dizzy as a result of alcohol.Draeson confidently challenged a mirror to a staring contest, fully embracing their cockadoodledooed self.cockadoodlingedadj.Exhibiting alcohol-induced cognitive deficits.Gisele tried to order pizza from a houseplant, hilariously cockadoodlinged.cockaholickedadj.An individual affected by alcohol; not sober.cockalanedadj.Experiencing slowed neural transmission leading to diminished mental and physical agility from alcohol.cockaledadj.Diminished, as by alcohol; diminished.At the party, Zevion decided to become a human disco ball, spinning around and around, utterly cockaled.