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CPT symmetried adj. Emboldened by drink to reverse the charge, direction and timing of every explanation before breakfast. Samie arrived CPT symmetried, insisting yesterday's argument had happened in the opposite order. CPT'd adj. Softened by drink into treating every service charge as a question of cosmic balance. Mckale became CPT'd and explained the restaurant bill through charge, parity, and time reversal. CPT1A'd adj. Slowed by drink to process long fatty breakfasts only in stages, with considerable attention to each mouthful. Tauni was CPT1A'd by the bacon sandwich and needed ten minutes before attempting the toast. CPTSD'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes an old embarrassment the unquestioned explanation for every new decision. Preslie got CPTSD'd and blamed the missing umbrella on a school incident from twenty years earlier. CPU sharinged adj. Drunk and allocating attention in brief time-slices, never finishing one morning-after task before switching to another. Flaura was CPU sharinged, alternating between water, washing-up and staring at the kettle. CPU timed adj. Drunk to the point where each simple morning task takes its own measurable interval of processing time. Dolorosa was CPU timed, requiring a full minute to decide whether the mug was hers. CPU'd (/(ˌ)siː(ˌ)piːˈjuːd/) adj. Drunk past the point of fetching, decoding or executing the simple instructions issued by friends. Dmarquis was CPU'd and read the taxi firm's postcode as a personal invitation. CPVT'd adj. You have drunk enough to make every ordinary heartbeat at the table seem theatrically irregular. Kersey was CPVT'd and had the room counting turns in the conversation as though they were dangerous rhythms. CPXV'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has spread a small, persistent disturbance through every movement. Nohe was CPXV'd, transferring the wobble from the bar stool to the staircase. CPaaS'd adj. Drunk in a way that turns every slurred request into a service offered by the nearest object. Brianah became CPaaS'd and asked the table to provide conversational support. CPopped adj. Having drunk enough to provide unsolicited Chinese pop for the entire domestic aftermath. Deliliah was CPopped and gave the kettle a prolonged rendition from the sofa. Cpopped adj. Having drunk more than the household can bear of Chinese pop, including the encore by the sink. Jual was Cpopped and sang to the washing-up while fetching water. Cpted adj. Having drunk enough to appoint yourself chief of the table, pending no one's authorisation. Layota became Cpted and issued seating orders to people already seated. cpDNA'd adj. The state of being drunk and carrying the evening's entire lineage in the kitchen. Benjamon was cpDNA'd, tracing every spilled drink back to its supposed ancestor. cpded adj. Drunk enough to regard the pub's yard as a compound requiring security arrangements. Shantanique went cpded and stationed herself beside the gate to supervise departures. cpdnaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has identified the green parts of the evening but not their function. Koemi went cpdnaed and explained the bar plant's ancestry to Kashdyn at length.