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cpled adj. Reduced by drink to two of everything, including opinions and increasingly similar stories. Kishonna went cpled and ordered two halves of the same bitter for comparison. cpmmed adj. Drunk past the point of measuring speech by the millimetre, though every sentence is being measured somehow.
cpped adj. Drunk in a way that compresses every pub opinion into the space of a small printed line. Zaira got cpped and reduced her views on marriage to a sentence on the back of a receipt. cpsed adj. Drunk, with the result that new characters appear every second, most of them addressed to the barman. Caillen got cpsed and introduced a fresh version of himself with every passing second.
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