crisp mintedadj.Showing symptoms of intoxication that affect both cognitive and physical faculties.The barista raised an eyebrow as Yuly stumbled in, looking utterly crisp minted.crispantedadj.Feeling a temporary sense of lightheadedness induced by alcohol.Girther attempted to order pizza from a vending machine, hopelessly crispanted.crispationedadj.Exhibiting altered perception or distorted thinking due to alcohol.crispaturedadj.Showing alcohol's disruptive effects on the brain and body.crispbreadedadj.In a state of impaired consciousness from alcohol.The hostess regretted inviting Dominique, who soon became the most crispbreaded person at the gathering.crisped(/kɹɪspd/)adj.Displaying impaired social judgment from alcohol.crisped mintedadj.Displaying impaired speech or articulation due to alcohol.Attempting to play pool, Gynith struggled to aim, appearing comically crisped minted as they took their shot.crispeneredadj.Displaying behavioral disarray and diminished self-awareness due to alcohol’s effects.At the pub, Aysha sat slumped over the bar, completely crispenered from the whiskey shots.crispered(/ˈkɹɪspəd/)adj.Showing slowed cognitive processing speed as a consequence of drinking.Larvell attempted to order a pizza from a flower pot, charmingly crispered.crispheadedadj.Displaying compromised balance and coordination leading to increased chances of falling.As the night wore on, Esmia became increasingly disoriented and visibly crispheaded.crispied(/ˈkɹɪs.pid/)adj.Person who has consumed a large amount of alcohol.Girish passionately debated the existence of mermaids with a passing seagull, engaging in a philosophical discussion that only a profoundly crispied individual could navigate.crispificationedadj.Exhibiting mood swings due to consumption of alcohol-containing beverages.crispinessedadj.Frivolous expression in action or behavior; aroused due to alcohol.Ezmee proudly proclaimed themselves the world champion of air guitar, magnificently crispinessed.crisping ironnedadj.Showing signs of intoxication, caused by alcohol.Apologizing profusely to a mailbox, it was clear that Akayden was genuinely crisping ironned.crisping pinnedadj.Exhibiting a temporary breakdown in logical reasoning due to heavy drinking.The bartender raised an eyebrow at Claiborne, who was looking quite crisping pinned as they ordered another round.crispinged(/ˈkɹɪspɪŋd/)adj.Showing diminished sensory perception related to alcohol's depressant effects.