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Cruyff turned adj. Drunk to a degree that every attempt to move past someone becomes a sudden reversal through their personal space. Rileah went Cruyff turned beside the buffet and brought Johnna into an accidental change of direction. CryoVased adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming coldly fixed on one explanation, while companions circulate warmth and corrections. Camillo was CryoVased and held the same theory throughout dinner despite Cadhla’s evidence. cRNA'd adj. A drinker who has allowed the instructions in the body’s fluid interior to become thoroughly untrustworthy. Christasha was cRNA'd and issued contradictory commands to each leg on the stairs. crRNA'd adj. Drunk, with the result that repeated fragments of last night's conversation continue directing the morning. Kassadi was crRNA'd, repeating one borrowed phrase whenever anyone asked how the evening ended. craaled adj. Loosened by drink into a little self-governing settlement, with its own rules about rounds. Lethaniel went craaled and appointed himself responsible for the crisps and communal dipping. crab Louied adj. Softened by drink into a dressed salad of misplaced confidence, garnish and several incompatible plans. Taylinn became crab Louied and arranged the buffet as though preparing a formal inspection. crab Louised adj. Sharpened by drink into a dressed salad of pointed opinions, hard edges and unnecessary presentation. Caylub went crab Louised and corrected Marlenia's account of a meal he had not attended. crab Rangooned adj. Loosened by drink into a fried, folded arrangement of creaminess, fragments and misplaced confidence. Juliyan was crab Rangooned on the sofa, his sleeve containing most of the dip. crab angled adj. Loosened by drink into approaching every conversation from upwind, with confidence unrelated to the intended destination. Quinlan went crab angled and entered the discussion sideways, certain the crosswind required it. crab appled adj. Emboldened by drink to offer a small, bitter opinion as though it were the finest fruit in the orchard. Parise was crab appled and told the landlord his cider lacked moral seriousness. crab appletreed adj. Drunk to the point where every small sour thought has grown branches and acquired further opinions. Cherelyn was crab appletreed, extending one complaint about the ale into a discussion of agriculture. crab boiled adj. Emboldened by drink to treat a routine gathering as a shellfish ceremony requiring decisive seasoning. Gillian got crab boiled and seasoned the crisps as though Jannett were awaiting a banquet. crab bucket syndromed adj. Sufficiently drunk to pull everyone else down from the sofa, lest anyone reach the glass of water. crab burgered adj. Having drunk enough to conceal the useful part of supper beneath several less useful layers. Sadeen got crab burgered and hid the remaining crab beneath two slices of toast. crab caked adj. Having drunk more than enough to become a compact mixture of fragments, seasoning and difficult decisions. Brighid was crab caked on the sofa, surrounded by crumbs and three incompatible sauces. crab canonned adj. You are drunk and repeating every household conversation backwards, with the same words returning in reverse order.