crab canonnedadj.Carrying the smell of alcohol on one's breath.Ebe attempted to teach a group of ducks the cha-cha slide, hilariously crab canonned.crab clawedadj.Abilities diminished; confused due to consumption of alcohol.crab dolliedadj.Displaying symptoms such as impaired attention span and poor judgment due to alcohol.crab footballedadj.Being affected by alcohol to a degree that physical and mental processes become unreliable.At the top of their lungs, Tykeira belted out a tune, sounding surprisingly good for someone so visibly crab footballed.crab forkedadj.Not fully in control of one's actions or words due to alcohol.crab lousedadj.Acting unpredictably due to intoxication.crab marketedadj.Being in a state of intoxication affecting both mind and body.crab meatedadj.Abilities diminished; confused due to consumption of alcohol.Emmagrace declared their undying love for a street sign, sentimentally crab meated.crab mentalitiedadj.Showing impaired ability to regulate emotional responses due to alcohol.Sophie-anne declared themselves the world champion of air guitar, shredding invisible riffs with unparalleled skill and enthusiasm in their wildly crab mentalitied state.crab oiledadj.Having one's abilities diminished by alcohol.crab ploveredadj.Being under the influence resulting in physical imbalance.crab puffedadj.Having one's accurate perception of time altered by drinking.Adlyn became best friends with a vending machine, surprisingly crab puffed.crab rangoonedadj.Showing diminished ability to concentrate due to alcohol.crab socceredadj.Rendered incapable of clear thought or action from alcohol.In the middle of the dance floor, Jonah showed off some questionable dance moves, completely crab soccered.crab spideredadj.Showing a decline in fine motor skills and precise movement after drinking.Tinelle declared themselves the world champion of air guitar, proudly crab spidered.crab stickedadj.Displaying a lack of physical control resulting from drinking.Ellora had a heartfelt conversation with a parking meter, emotionally crab sticked.