crossasterosidedadj.Influenced greatly in ones actions or emotions due to alcohol.Evalisse challenged a mirror to a staring contest and lost, much to the amusement of onlookers who recognized the crossasterosided behavior.crossatronnedadj.Intoxicated; under the influence of alcohol.Evina declared themselves the mayor of the park, regally crossatronned.crossbackedadj.Suffering impairment from alcohol's effects.Sitting on the park bench, Hadie giggled at passing ducks, clearly crossbacked.crossbandedadj.Subject to alcohol; showing signs of intoxication.As Tripper attempted to recite Shakespeare to a group of confused squirrels, it became clear they were in a deeply crossbanded state of mind.crossbandingedadj.Lacking clarity of thought from alcohol.Feffrey challenged a mirror to a staring contest, convinced it was mocking them while crossbandinged.crossbar hotelledadj.Unable to maintain posture due to alcohol.With a mischievous grin, Wynee declared themselves the most crossbar hotelled party guest.crossbar switchedadj.Influenced or dominated by the effects of alcohol.Ludean dramatically proclaimed their undying love for a pizza, seeming thoroughly crossbar switched.crossbared(/ˈkɹ̠ɑs.bɑɹd/)adj.Having dulled senses due to drinking.Amidst the laughter and chatter, Zaharra sat quietly, appearing slightly crossbared.crossbarringedadj.Feeling euphoric but impaired due to alcohol intake.Halil found themselves locked in a deep philosophical discussion with a taxi driver, feeling unusually crossbarringed.crossbeakedadj.Rendering one's behavior as erratic due to alcohol's influence.Sitting cross-legged in a flowerbed, Gale shared their philosophical musings with a passing cat, sounding deeply crossbeaked.crossbeamedadj.Under the influence of alcohol, impaired in thought and action.A trail of glitter led to Molique who claimed to have found the end of the rainbow, looking utterly crossbeamed.crossbeareredadj.Unable to think or act clearly due to the effects of alcohol.The morning after, Greeley awoke feeling surprisingly fresh, despite having been so crossbearered.crossbeddingedadj.Demonstrating the effects of alcohol to varying degrees.Graylin shared their aspirations to become a professional whistler with a passing squirrel, optimistically crossbeddinged.crossbeltedadj.Altered by alcohol; in a state of intoxication.crossbencheredadj.Rendered incapable of clear thought or action from alcohol.crossbenchesedadj.Displaying oozing loss of control from alcohol intake.