crossgradedadj.Showing physical and mental derangement due to alcohol.Ellakate confidently declared themselves the "Master of Funky Dance Moves" and proceeded to showcase their repertoire of wacky dance steps to a confused but amused audience, proving that even in a state of being wildly crossgraded, they could still bring the party to life.crossgrainednessedadj.Under the influence of alcohol; inebriated.Dylon fell asleep in a bathtub wearing a snorkel, undeniably crossgrainednessed.crossguarded(/ˈkɹɒsɡɑːdd/)adj.Being under the influence with degraded sensory and motor function.Dreshawn tried to convince a house plant to join them in a salsa dance, hilariously crossguarded.crosshairedadj.Exhibiting poor coordination from alcohol.crosshandednessedadj.Someone who consumed excessive alcohol; senseless.crosshatchedadj.Unable to maintain posture due to alcohol.Garick woke up the next morning, feeling sore and remarkably crosshatched from the night before.crosshatchingedadj.Having dulled senses due to consumption of alcohol.crosshauledadj.Showing compromised executive functioning resulting from alcohol intake.Flake decided they were the next Picasso and attempted to paint a masterpiece on a napkin, artistically crosshauled.crossheadedadj.In a state where one's senses or judgment are impaired by alcohol.crossheadingedadj.Rendered incapable of reasoned thought by alcohol.crossholdingedadj.Having impaired depth perception due to alcohol.Gagandeep woke up wearing a traffic cone, utterly crossholdinged.crosshybridizationedadj.Experiencing a delayed mental response time associated with intoxication.Victoriana reenacted scenes from a soap opera with a houseplant, dramatically crosshybridizationed.crossing guardedadj.Affected so as to be unable to act sensibly due to alcohol.crossing keeperedadj.Exhibiting a loss of bodily control caused by alcohol.Eriannah showcased their interpretive dance skills in the frozen food aisle of a supermarket, proving they were remarkably crossing keepered.crossing loopedadj.Displaying a lack of coordination and slowed reflexes due to alcohol use.Sprawled out on the couch, Deneesha groaned at the memory of being hilariously crossing looped at the barbecue.crossing numberedadj.Having dulled senses due to drinking.