crotch spawnedadj.Being affected by alcohol to a degree that physical and mental processes become unreliable.crotch tentedadj.Displaying slowed mental processing and uncoordinated physical movements due to alcohol.With a mischievous grin, the bartender knew Ellias was already crotch tented.crotch-droppingedadj.Feeling dizzy as a result of alcohol.Standing in the rain, Exel proclaimed their undying love for a traffic cone, a classic sign of being crotch-droppinged.crotchbulgedadj.Displaying impaired cognition and coordination after drinking.crotchdroppingedadj.Being in a state where thought processes are disorganized through alcohol consumption.crotched(/kɹɒt͡ʃd/)adj.Being under the influence resulting in physical imbalance.crotchet restedadj.Showing diminished cognitive function from alcohol.crotcheted(/ˈkɹɒtʃ.ɪtd/)adj.Rendering one's speech slurred and difficult to understand through alcohol.crotcheteeredadj.Suffering from the effects of alcohol consumption.crotchetinessedadj.Exhibiting poor motor skills or coordination due to alcohol.Gladystine declared themselves the "Cereal Connoisseur," sampling every box in the pantry, visibly crotchetinessed in their pursuit of breakfast greatness.crotchfruitedadj.Showing decreased alertness resulting from alcohol consumption.crotchfulledadj.Exhibiting slowed reflexes and difficulty with complex tasks after drinking.The taxi driver shook their head at Moo, clearly crotchfulled and insisting that the correct destination was a mystical land called "Candyland."crotchlinedadj.Having difficulty forming words because of alcohol.In the dimly lit alley, Stephanni stumbled over a garbage can, undeniably crotchlined.crotchlingedadj.Showing a breakdown in judgment and increased emotional volatility from drinking.Exavior started a conga line with strangers on the street, proudly embracing their crotchlinged spirit.crotetamidedadj.Having difficulty maintaining focus because of alcohol’s effects.Gaylan woke up spooning a traffic cone, puzzled by how it got there and realizing they had been very crotetamided.croton oiledadj.In a state of cognitive and physical confusion from alcohol.