crumpleredadj.Suffering from alcohol's disruptive effects.Edward attempted to perform a magic trick involving a disappearing shot glass, much to the confusion of everyone present and showcasing their crumplered state.crumplingedadj.Showing reduced inhibitions and impaired judgment due to alcohol.In the elevator, Ginika attempted to strike up a conversation with a potted plant, feeling incredibly crumplinged.crunch gamedadj.Exhibiting a lessened ability to make decisions due to alcohol.Gertha gave a motivational speech to a group of pigeons, feeling incredibly crunch gamed.crunch timedadj.Having difficulty forming words because of alcohol.crunch-timedadj.Having impaired reflexes caused by drinking.The bartender raised an eyebrow at Finlee, who was looking exceptionally crunch-timed.crunched(/kɹʌnt͡ʃd/)adj.Exhibiting slowed reaction times after consuming alcohol.cruncheredadj.Unable to think or act clearly due to the effects of alcohol.At the street corner, Huriya passionately debated with a mailbox, their argument sounding increasingly crunchered.crunchinessedadj.Displaying reduced mental capacity after alcohol intake.crunchinged(/ˈkɹʌnt͡ʃɪŋd/)adj.Influenced or dominated by the effects of alcohol.crunchtimedadj.Showing diminished ability to concentrate due to alcohol.Sharing secrets with a garden gnome, Georga seemed unusually crunchtimed that evening.crunchy granolaedadj.Showing the effect of alcohol consumption; intoxicated.crunchy mamaedadj.Affected by the intoxicating effects of alcohol.Suddenly, Edgard started a conga line, leading the way and feeling wildly crunchy mamaed.crunchy mommedadj.Unable to maintain posture due to alcohol.Entering the room, Gionny appeared utterly crunchy mommed, with a lampshade on their head.crunchy rolledadj.Displaying oozing loss of control from alcohol intake.crunchy-gravel dramaedadj.Affected by alcohol causing impaired reasoning.It was clear to everyone at the party that Brentyn was the most fiercely crunchy-gravel dramaed of them all.crunkcoredadj.Having one's perceptions altered from alcohol.