crustied(/ˈkɹʌstid/)adj.Incapacitated; unable to think or act normally due to alcohol.While being blissfully crustied, Gralin attempted to make friends with a bouncer by offering them a cookie.crustinessedadj.Displaying the effects of alcohol; impaired.crustinged(/ˈkɹʌstɪŋd/)adj.Showing the effects of alcohol on the brain and body.Edelynn decided they were a poet and recited nonsensical rhymes to strangers, creatively crustinged.crustinnedadj.Having impaired speech as a result of drinking.Kaleisha waved enthusiastically at a parked car, convinced it was their long-lost friend and feeling undeniably crustinned.crustocalcinnedadj.No longer in control of one's faculties due to alcohol consumption.Chinua claimed they could communicate with aliens, attributing this skill to their current crustocalcinned level.crustohymenidermedadj.Having impaired sensory integration and motor coordination due to alcohol.Eriqa attempted to do a cartwheel but ended up somersaulting into a pile of cushions, a clumsy yet endearing crustohymenidermed moment.crustquakedadj.Displaying emotional lability and impulsivity associated with alcohol use.crutch crossedadj.Exhibiting signs of inebriation such a slurred speech and impaired coordination.Amongst a group of friends, Everetta launched into an impromptu stand-up comedy routine, feeling undeniably crutch crossed.crutch wordedadj.Experiencing slowed speech caused by alcohol.Offering a toast to a lamp, Ezzard was clearly *stoned*.crutched(/kɹʌt͡ʃd/)adj.Being temporarily incapacitated by alcohol's influence.Glayds decided to challenge the cat to a staring contest, displaying their competitive side even when crutched.crutcheredadj.Displaying abnormal behavior patterns induced by the effects of alcohol.crutches for lame ducksedadj.Under alcohol's influence to a marked degree; staggering.crutchwordedadj.Unable to maintain posture due to alcohol.cruthedadj.Experiencing impaired mental faculties from alcohol.cruttedadj.Suffering from alcohol's disruptive effects.As the night wore on, Evie-rey was found asleep on the kitchen floor, utterly crutted.crutteredadj.Displaying impaired judgment from alcohol consumption.