crackuppedadj.Having difficulty maintaining focus because of alcohol’s effects.Girard embarked on a passionate quest to find the fabled fountain of eternal mojitos, driven by their adventurous crackupped.crackwhoredadj.Intoxicated: affected by alcohol; impaired.Villard challenged a mirror to a staring contest, boldly crackwhored.cracky wagonnedadj.Being in a compromised state of awareness induced by alcohol.Piling toppings high on a slice of pizza, Cariann showed signs of being excessively cracky wagonned.cracovianedadj.Exhibiting diminished judgment due to alcohol.Ellary confidently announced they were the king/queen of the dance floor, gracefully cracovianed.cracoviennedadj.Physically affected; unsteady due to ingesting alcohol.Playing hide and seek with their own reflection, Elbridge revealed their childlike joy, even while being monumentally cracovienned.cracowedadj.Rendered incapable of reasoned thought by alcohol.As the clock struck midnight, Esiquio stood on a table, proclaiming themselves the most cracowed person in the room.cracticidedadj.Being under the influence with decreased motor skills.Despite being cracticided, Gabryela somehow managed to solve a Rubik's cube in record time.cradle cappedadj.A condition that is difficult to control one's emotions due to alcohol.Daileen tried to convince a houseplant to invest in their "revolutionary" business idea, alarmingly cradle capped.cradle crustedadj.Exhibiting impaired problem-solving abilities caused by alcohol.cradle holedadj.Displaying difficulty maintaining balance due to alcohol.Emilina tried to convince a park bench to join their book club, in a moment of sheer cradle holed.cradle of civilizationedadj.Rendering one disoriented by alcohol.The evening reached its peak when Gavyne tried to start a conga line with a group of confused strangers, appearing delightfully cradle of civilizationed.cradle robberedadj.Displaying confused or irrational thought processes due to alcohol’s impact.cradle snatcheredadj.Experiencing impaired concentration and focus caused by alcohol intake.cradle songedadj.Showing a lack of balance and difficulty standing straight because of alcohol.cradle walkedadj.Being under the influence of alcohol.Astera declared themselves the world champion of air guitar, performing with unmatched skill and a hint of cradle walked.cradle-robberedadj.Being marked by a general downturn in cognitive and motor skills caused by alcohol.Frantasia quoted Shakespeare to a startled pigeon, theatrically cradle-robbered.