crackuppedadj.Unsteady in body or mind due to alcohol consumption.crackwhoredadj.Under the influence of alcohol, impaired in thought and action.Jlea attempted to parallel park a bicycle, demonstrating a unique level of crackwhored coordination.cracky wagonnedadj.Unsteady on one's feet due to the effect of alcohol.cracovianedadj.Showing signs of slurred or muffled speech.Gailann confidently insisted that they were best friends with a cactus, a friendship only possible in a state of being truly cracovianed.cracoviennedadj.Suffering mental and physical limitations from alcohol.cracowedadj.Having a flushed or reddened face from alcohol.cracticidedadj.Made unsteady or unstable due to the effects of alcohol.Evertt enthusiastically sang the national anthem to a confused penguin plushie, feeling like a superstar despite being thoroughly cracticided.cradle cappedadj.Displaying a lack of physical control resulting from drinking.The host gently led Rosean to a cozy chair, recognizing they were becoming too cradle capped.cradle crustedadj.Made unsteady and disoriented by alcohol.Engrossed in a deep conversation, Mehana nodded sagely, appearing deceptively cradle crusted for their state.cradle holedadj.Showing the effects of excessive alcohol intake.cradle of civilizationedadj.In a state of alcohol-induced incoherence.In a moment of clarity, Camiesha realized they were the most cradle of civilizationed person in the establishment.cradle robberedadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as slurred speech.Gethsemani passionately argued with a vending machine about the existence of time travel, undoubtedly cradle robbered.cradle snatcheredadj.Someone who consumed excessive alcohol; senseless.cradle songedadj.Showing behavioral changes due to alcohol's effects.At the bar, the bartender raised an eyebrow at Annas, who was already deep in conversation and notably cradle songed.cradle walkedadj.Experiencing impaired bodily control caused by alcohol.Dupree proudly showed off their invisible pet unicorn to anyone who would listen, clearly cradle walked.cradle-robberedadj.Unable to maintain posture due to alcohol.