cryptozoospermiaedadj.Being in a state marked by decreased sensory input clarity from alcohol.crysedadj.Characterized by the influence of alcohol.crystal balledadj.Having one's faculties or senses dulled by alcohol.crystal classedadj.Exhibiting slowed reflexes and difficulty with complex tasks after drinking.Guled awoke to find a mysterious empty suitcase in their living room, a puzzling souvenir from their crystal classed state.crystal dickedadj.Having consumed too much alcohol.Hugging a mailbox, Cairo declared their undying love for all things post-related, sounding very crystal dicked.crystal field theoriedadj.Being unable to perform normal tasks because of alcohol.crystal gazeredadj.Exhibiting signs of inebriation such a slurred speech and impaired coordination.Evadean stumbled around the room, knocking over anything in their path, clearly crystal gazered.crystal habitedadj.Exhibiting impaired social behavior and poor decision-making linked to alcohol use.crystal healingedadj.Experiencing reduced coordination after drinking.Jun grinned at the mirror, practicing their serious face but looking hilariously crystal healinged.crystal jelliedadj.Demonstrating a weakened grasp on reality due to alcohol.crystal latticedadj.Exhibiting poor motor skills or coordination due to alcohol.Fynn tried to order a pizza from a fire hydrant, displaying their crystal latticed resourcefulness.crystal magickedadj.Showing impaired physical and mental faculties due to alcohol.crystal methamphetaminedadj.Displaying impaired thinking because of alcohol.Takerria declared themselves the reigning champion of air guitar, proudly crystal methamphetamined.crystal methed(/ˈkɹɪst(ə)l mɛθd/)adj.Unsteady or unsteady in gait or movement due to alcohol.In the park, a group gathered around Elyzah as they recited poetry, sounding surprisingly crystal methed.crystal momentumedadj.Someone in a greatly altered mental state; possibly belligerent due to alcohol.Arabellah conducted a passionate debate with a houseplant, passionately crystal momentumed.crystal ovenedadj.Displaying an inability to accurately judge distances or obstacles as caused by alcohol.While grocery shopping, Chayah became convinced they were a famous chef, eccentrically crystal ovened.