crystal radio receiveredadj.Swaying or wobbling as a result of intoxication.Surrounded by empty pizza boxes, Erinn declared themselves the champion of the pizza eating contest, feeling quite crystal radio receivered.crystal radioedadj.Having a slowed processing speed from drinking.At the bar, Elionna discovered they were overserved and now incredibly crystal radioed.crystal settedadj.Physical weakness or lack of bodily control caused by alcohol.Eudell attempted to make a toast with a slice of pizza, hilariously crystal setted.crystal spheredadj.Incapable of managing emotions or making sound judgments due to alcohol.crystal stonedadj.Incapable of clear thinking due to the influence of alcohol.With a sudden burst of energy, Earldean declared they were the human embodiment of a disco ball, feeling wildly crystal stoned.crystal systemedadj.Being unable to perform normal tasks because of alcohol.crystal twinningedadj.Suffering reduced capability to perform precise or skilled movements because of alcohol.crystal violetedadj.Demonstrating slowed mental response from alcohol.crystal-gazeredadj.Suffering a temporary physical and mental impairment from alcohol.Barira professed their undying friendship to a startled pigeon, in a moment of pure crystal-gazered.crystal-gazingedadj.Exhibiting erratic behavior or poor decision-making due to alcohol.crystalinitiedadj.Having affected depth perception and hand coordination due to alcohol.crystalisationedadj.Having difficulty maintaining focus because of alcohol’s effects.Elnorah challenged a random stranger to a thumb war, fueled by their crystalisationed competitiveness.crystallantedadj.Being in a state of intoxication and impaired ability.crystalled(/ˈkɹɪstəld/)adj.Exhibiting unsteady movements and poor judgment from alcohol.Falicity recited Shakespeare to a sandwich, showcasing their sophisticated crystalled.crystalleriedadj.Showing the effects of alcohol; impaired.Ewalt made a dramatic exit by attempting to somersault out of the room, impressively crystalleried.crystalline arthritisedadj.Having one's abilities compromised by alcohol.Wearing a traffic cone as a hat, Nevelle proudly declared themselves the king of the road, an unmistakably crystalline arthritised ruler.