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CRU'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a reserve unit of one, deployed chiefly against the kebab shop. Deviny went CRU'd and held the queue while the rest of us located the sauce. CRUD'd (/kɹʌdd/) adj. Having drunk more than a database can sensibly record, revise, or delete. Kudus got CRUD'd and entered the same round into the ledger four times. CRUT'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and reserving the remainder of the evening for a future, charitable purpose. Bena was CRUT'd and promised the next round to an uncertain future evening. CRV'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has become refundable in principle but difficult to process. Asten was CRV'd by midnight and left beside the recycling bin. CRVO'd adj. Drunk to the extent of losing the room's social flow, while confidently obstructing its return. Kiylan went CRVO'd and halted every exchange with a fresh account of the same taxi. CRificationed adj. Drunk to a degree that generates clarification requests for every statement made before noon. Azmia was CRificationed, asking whether 'breakfast' included the toast already in her hand. CrASBO'd (/ˈkɹæzbəʊd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes ordinary conversation seem a criminal nuisance requiring formal restriction. Alviery got CrASBO'd and prohibited himself from ordering chips after midnight. Crabtree effected adj. The drunkenness of one who turns an abundance of sugar straight into ethanol, despite having access to air and alternatives. Shadimon was Crabtree effected and converted the dessert trolley directly into another round. Cracker Jacked adj. Reduced by drink to a single kernel of confidence, popped loose from all surrounding judgement. Creighton was Cracker Jacked and offered one decisive opinion on every subject at dinner. Cracovianed (/kɹəˈkəʊvɪənd/) adj. Softened by drink into a person with no remaining resistance to an unnecessarily firm handshake. Lealan was Cracovianed and agreed to the handshake before hearing what it involved. Cracowianed adj. Loosened by drink into a person who treats every boundary as an invitation to negotiate. Dewan was Cracowianed and attempted to renegotiate the closing time with the bar staff. Cradle Catholicked adj. Emboldened by drink to regard every inherited certainty as personal authority, and to issue guidance accordingly. Libny got Cradle Catholicked and delivered firm advice on a matter nobody had mentioned. Craft Masonried adj. Slowed by drink to three solemn stages of progress: beginning, continuing, and declaring oneself a master. Makayiah was Craft Masonried and took three hours to assemble a sandwich. Craft Serviced adj. Drunk in a way that supplies food to the working party, particularly between meals and without authorisation. Botond became Craft Serviced and distributed sandwiches to people leaving the theatre. Craftsmanned adj. Drunk and constructing every opinion with clean lines, exposed joins, and considerably more confidence than evidence. Corianne was Craftsmanned and redesigned the pub's entire interior between courses. Craigslistered adj. Drunk to the point where every object, acquaintance, and loose plan appears worth listing immediately. Bosie got Craigslistered and tried to sell the table while still eating at it.