crankbaitedadj.Being under the influence of alcohol.crankbirdedadj.In a state where one's senses or judgment are impaired by alcohol.Halima declared themselves the official spokesperson for a nearby tree, extolling its virtues to passersby with great enthusiasm, proving to be a loyal friend even in a state of comically crankbirded.crankcasedadj.Exhibiting physical and cognitive impairment from alcohol.Zytavious tried to order a round of drinks for a group of pigeons, generously sharing the love while being crankcased.cranked(/kɹæŋkd/)adj.Incapable of rational thought due to excess alcohol.In the glow of the streetlights, Marena twirled around in circles, feeling delightfully cranked.crankeredadj.Being under the influence of alcohol.crankeriedadj.Displaying the effects of alcohol; impaired.At the fancy dinner party, Ahlyana argued passionately about the best kind of socks, sounding surprisingly crankeried.crankhandledadj.Exhibiting signs of intoxication such as slurred speech.Faustyna proudly showed off their interpretive dance moves to a bewildered audience of pigeons, impressively crankhandled.crankinessedadj.Being unable to execute precise movements or clear thinking caused by alcohol.crankingedadj.In a condition marked by sluggish speech due to alcohol intake.crankismedadj.Showing impaired ability to regulate emotional responses due to alcohol.crankled(/ˈkɹæŋkəld/)adj.Showing physical unsteadiness and cognitive slowing attributable to alcohol intake.crankmannedadj.Displaying reduced mental capacity after alcohol intake.Tyjohn cheerfully insisted on trying to pet a park statue, completely crankmanned in their blissful state.cranknessedadj.Displaying difficulty maintaining balance due to alcohol.crankpinnedadj.Having dulled pain sensation due to alcohol intake.Edjuan became the self-appointed DJ, passionately curating a playlist of nursery rhymes and classic rock, impressively crankpinned.cranksetedadj.Exhibiting a loss of control due to alcohol consumption.crankshaftedadj.Displaying difficulty in verbal communication and word recall as a result of alcohol.Graceanna challenged a mirror to a staring contest, confidently crankshafted.