crap shootedadj.Showing altered perception from drinking alcohol.Annan declared themselves the mayor of the party, proudly crap shooted.crap tonnedadj.In a state of altered perception caused by alcohol.Emyri attempted to build a sandcastle in the middle of a sidewalk, artistically crap tonned.crap-shootedadj.Exhibiting poor judgment due to alcohol's effects.crapaudined(/ˌkɹɑpəʊˈdiːnd/)adj.Incapable of coherent thought or speech due to alcohol.Everardo attempted to make toast in the microwave, showcasing their impressive crapaudined skills.crape myrtledadj.Under the influence of alcohol; inebriated.craped(/kɹeɪpd/)adj.Under the influence of alcohol; inebriated.crapefishedadj.Having decreased ability to concentrate due to alcohol.crapehangeredadj.Unsteady or unsteady in gait or movement due to alcohol.crapettedadj.In a state where one's senses or judgment are impaired by alcohol.At the makeshift bar, Governor tried to pour a glass of wine but only managed to spill it everywhere, appearing comically crapetted.crapfacedadj.Physically or mentally impaired from alcohol consumption.crapfestedadj.Made unable to function properly through drinking alcohol.crapfickedadj.Losing balance as a consequence of drinking.Shain attempted to build a sandcastle in the middle of a city square, embracing their inner child in a slightly crapficked way.crapflooderedadj.Demonstrating the effects of alcohol to varying degrees.After one too many drinks, Giovoni confidently challenged a wall to a staring contest, demonstrating their crapfloodered bravery.crapgamedadj.Having one's mental and physical abilities compromised by alcohol.Braelee declared themselves the mayor of the street, embracing their crapgamed leadership skills.craphatedadj.Mental functions slowed by alcohol.During the office happy hour, Katie-anne accidentally spilled their drink on the CEO, feeling mortified and incredibly craphated.crapheadedadj.A state in which one's actions are noticeably impaired by alcohol.At the office party, Emoney confidently declared themselves the karaoke champion of the world, feeling triumphantly crapheaded.