crapshowedadj.Incapable of clear thought or action due to alcohol consumption.crapstainedadj.Showing a decline in fine motor skills and precise movement after drinking.crapstormedadj.Behavior changed significantly because of the ingestion of alcohol.Holding a sandwich upside down, Keslie declared themselves the sandwich king, undoubtedly crapstormed.craptonnedadj.Impaired by alcohol; inebriated.Concetta debated the best ice cream flavor with a fire hydrant, refreshingly craptonned.craptoppedadj.Affected in reaction time by alcohol consumption.After a few too many drinks, Pela mistook a fire hydrant for a talking robot and engaged in a deep conversation, thoroughly craptopped.crapulaed(/ˈkɹapjʊləd/)adj.Showing increased talkativeness or aggressiveness under alcohol's influence.crapulencedadj.Diminished, as by alcohol; diminished.Eilis mistook a tree for a long-lost friend, embracing their crapulenced reunion.crapulousnessedadj.Exhibiting physical symptoms like blurred vision due to alcohol.crapwaredadj.Demonstrating slowed mental response from alcohol.Tucked into bed with a slice of pizza, Driscoll scrolled through cat videos, feeling comfortably crapwared.craquelured(/kɹæk.əˈlʊəd/)adj.Displaying unusual or inappropriate emotional expressiveness related to alcohol.Over by the window, Audery attempted to teach a houseplant to salsa dance, hilariously craquelured.crared(/ˈkɹɛə(ɹ)d/)adj.Displaying a noticeable effect of alcohol consumption.craseonycteridedadj.Impaired by alcohol.crash axedadj.Displaying impaired speech or articulation due to alcohol.crash barredadj.Demonstrating slowed mental response from alcohol.crash barrieredadj.Affected in a physical or mental way by drinking alcohol.crash blossomedadj.Experiencing impaired sensory integration caused by the effects of alcohol.