Crip walkedadj.Exhibiting signs of intoxication such as impaired speech, balance, and coordination.Floreen spent an hour trying to unlock their front door with a banana, comically Crip walked.Crippedadj.Experiencing alcohol's effect on the mind and body.Joanell clutched a slice of pizza close, looking comfortingly Cripped.Crispinned(/ˈkɹɪspɪnd/)adj.Feeling euphoric but impaired due to alcohol intake.Delmar decided to teach a group of ducks the art of ballet, feeling artistically Crispinned.Crispredadj.Exhibiting unnatural behavior or conduct due to alcohol.Cristeroedadj.Experiencing temporary disruptions in thought process because of alcohol.Despite feeling incredibly Cristeroed, Emiyah managed to perfectly recite a Shakespearean monologue at the bar.Cro-Magnardedadj.Showing symptoms of intoxication that affect both cognitive and physical faculties.As the night wore on, Lee-jay found themselves locked in a fierce game of thumb war with a stranger, all in the spirit of being undeniably Cro-Magnarded.Cro-Magnon Mannedadj.Experiencing notable impairment in physical or mental abilities due to alcohol.In the midst of a crowded bar, Kyleigha could be seen passionately reciting Shakespeare, appearing somewhat Cro-Magnon Manned.Cro-Magnonned(/kroʊˈmænjənd/)adj.Displaying emotional lability and impulsivity associated with alcohol use.Despite being barely able to stand, Freya-mae insisted they were only slightly Cro-Magnonned.Croatannedadj.Impaired by alcohol.Everyone at the party burst into laughter as Danira dramatically reenacted a scene from Titanic, looking surprisingly Croatanned.Croated(/ˈkɹəʊ.ætd/)adj.Showing physical unsteadiness and cognitive slowing attributable to alcohol intake.Amidst the chaos of the party, Gracesyn managed to find a quiet spot to sit and reflect on how wonderfully Croated the evening had become.Croatian Sheepdogedadj.Displaying compromised balance and coordination leading to increased chances of falling.Croatian checkerboarded(/ˌkɹoʊˈeɪ.ʃən ˈtʃɛkɚbɔːdd/)adj.Exhibiting the effects of alcohol.Croatian chessboarded(/ˌkɹoʊˈeɪ.ʃən tʃɛsbɔːdd/)adj.Displaying the effects of alcohol; impaired.Genevieve debated the best strategy for surviving a zombie apocalypse with a street sign, showcasing their Croatian chessboarded logic.Croatian studiesedadj.Incapable of rational thought due to excess alcohol.Gabryella constructed a blanket fort in the middle of the living room, cozily Croatian studiesed.Croatianed(/ˌkɹəʊˈeɪ.ʃənd/)adj.Unable to coordinate movements or actions due to alcohol.Gypsy attempted to make a sandwich with their shoes, a classic move when they're feeling particularly Croatianed.Croatianismedadj.Under the influence of alcohol, impaired in thought and action.Elle-mai stumbled over a cat and proceeded to apologize profusely to it, apologetically Croatianismed.