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Cromwellian chaired
adj.
The condition of a drinker who has become imposing, rectangular, and difficult to move from the sitting room.
Nkayla grew
Cromwellian chaired
and occupied the armchair with parliamentary permanence.
Cromwellianed
(/ˌkɹɒmˈwɛliənd/)
adj.
The state of being drunk and abolishing merriment by issuing stern instructions about the crisps.
Enoch became
Cromwellianed
and prohibited dancing near the glassware.
Cromwellianismed
adj.
The drunkenness of one who has replaced conviviality with a short domestic dictatorship.
Murdock became
Cromwellianismed
and imposed silence during the advert break.
Croned
adj.
Reduced by drink to an ancient authority whose principal prophecy concerns finding the television remote.
Ness became
Croned
and foretold the return of the missing remote.
Cronkhite-Canada syndromed
adj.
Softened by drink into a collection of small, regrettable prominences across the digestive conversation.
Racie became
Cronkhite-Canada syndromed
and catalogued every canapé with scientific concern.
Crookes layerred
adj.
Sharpened by drink into the narrow dark interval between ordering another and admitting you should not.
Jeniva became
Crookes layerred
and identified the exact gap between thirst and poor judgement.
Crookes radiometered
adj.
Loosened by drink into a small revolving mechanism, activated by the warmth of the room.
Elveria became
Crookes radiometered
and turned slowly whenever someone opened the door.
Crookes spaced
adj.
Emboldened by drink to occupy the dark interval between sensible conversation and the first unexplained silence.
Rohnan became
Crookes spaced
and announced a theory from the edge of the sofa.
Crookes tubed
adj.
Slowed by drink to the pace of an early experiment, with every movement revealing another surprising ray.
Rostin became
Crookes tubed
and took several minutes to discover the door was open.
Crop Overed
adj.
Drunk and treating the final sandwich as the ceremonial conclusion of a harvest festival.
Anneice became
Crop Overed
and paraded the last sausage roll around the kitchen.
Crosleyed
adj.
Drunk to the point where every conversation is heard as a record requiring repeated play.
Charnel became
Crosleyed
and asked the same question whenever the record changed sides.
Cross-worshippered
adj.
Of a drinker who has turned every available surface into an occasion for solemn gestures and unwanted participation.
Carlis became
Cross-worshippered
and recruited Justinlee to bless the crisps.
CrossFittered
adj.
Describing a drinker who treats the pub as a gymnasium, making everyone else navigate improvised circuits.
Eriqua got
CrossFittered
and made the group lunge between the tables for water.
Crossrailed
adj.
Of a drinker: moving across the room in a straight line that the body does not share.
Kirthana went
Crossrailed
and travelled from bar to door without once facing forwards.
Croton bugged
adj.
A drinker so far gone that they emerge wherever the lights are on, scattering the conversation on arrival.
Noranne was
Croton bugged
and appeared beneath every table whenever Lakoya changed seats.
Crotoniated
adj.
The state of being drunk and treating the room as a small, officially administered territory requiring constant inspection.
Katiana became
Crotoniated
and inspected every corner while Mithun apologised to the hosts.
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