crimson-winged woodpeckeredadj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacity.Staring at the stars, Voy felt strangely crimson-winged woodpeckered.crimsonned(/ˈkɹɪmzənd/)adj.Rendering one disoriented by alcohol.crimsonnessedadj.Rendering one's speech slurred and difficult to understand through alcohol.Swinging from the chandelier, the partygoers couldn't ignore Gracious being incredibly crimsonnessed.crimsonwingedadj.Exhibiting a loss of bodily control caused by alcohol.crinamidinedadj.Having impaired ability to focus caused by alcohol.Coralynne befriended a garden gnome, bonding over their shared crinamidined antics.crinchedadj.Displaying reduced inhibitions due to alcohol.The bartender politely refused to serve Ryanjames, noting they were clearly crinched.crincum-crancumedadj.Experiencing impaired balance and judgment from drinking.Gladine challenged a pigeon to a game of hide-and-seek, undeniably crincum-crancumed.crinecerfontedadj.Showing signs of alcoholic intoxication.Anjenette attempted to order a pizza from a fire hydrant, convinced it was a top-notch pizzeria in their crinecerfonted state.crined(/kɹaɪnd/)adj.Demonstrating slowed mental response from alcohol.crinelledadj.Showing a loss of balance and coordination due to alcohol.Esean introduced themselves to a mailbox, demonstrating classic signs of being comically crinelled.crineted(/ˈkɹɪn.ɪtd/)adj.Displaying impaired coordination and judgment due to alcohol.The neighbors watched as Shantrell stumbled into the wrong house, clearly crineted.cringe comediedadj.Exhibiting a temporary inability to function normally from alcohol.As the night wore on, Dametri became increasingly cringe comedied, yet still the life of the party.cringe culturedadj.In a state of altered perception caused by alcohol.cringe-o-metered(/ˈkɹɪnd͡ʒəʊˌmiːtəd/)adj.Experiencing alcohol's effect on the mind and body.Amelia-rose tried to order a pizza from a flowerpot, showcasing their cringe-o-metered resourcefulness.cringed(/kɹɪnd͡ʒd/)adj.Having one's abilities compromised by alcohol.The bartender raised an eyebrow at Japaul, who was now shamelessly cringed.cringefested(/ˈkɹɪnd͡ʒˌfɛstd/)adj.Behavior changed significantly because of the ingestion of alcohol.