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CSIRT'd adj. Slowed by drink to assembling an incident response team before attempting the journey to the kitchen. Greene was CSIRT'd and called the sofa occupants to discuss the fallen glass. CSM'd adj. Still drunk, and exercising senior authority over a company of unwilling companions. Rosellen was CSM'd, arranging Tykiana and the coats into an orderly departure. CSO'd adj. A drinker who has secured the premises, chiefly by standing in the doorway and forgetting why. Dimari was CSO'd, guarding the entrance from a queue that had already gone home. CSOM'd adj. Drunk on the strength of hearing every bar-room remark as an infection requiring attention. Goddess was CSOM'd and diagnosed the jukebox between two mouthfuls of lager. CSP'd adj. Having drunk enough to impose a strict policy on what may enter the morning's conversation. Rl woke CSP'd, permitting coffee but blocking all discussion of the karaoke. CSPE'd adj. Reduced by drink to a self-vulcanising membrane, resilient in theory and stuck to the carpet in practice. Marylene was CSPE'd by midnight, rubber-like and unwilling to leave the carpet. CSPRNG'd adj. Still drunk, and generating apparently random reasons why one more round is secure. Rovin stayed CSPRNG'd through last orders, producing fresh routes home from the same doorway. CSR'd adj. Drunk past the point of private judgement and into conspicuous charitable action with no measurable benefit. Kristobal, CSR'd, donated the table's chips to strangers and claimed societal progress. CSRF tokened adj. Drunk since last orders, and requiring proof of prior access before accepting any account of the evening. Downey was CSRF tokened, demanding the correct password before believing his own diary. CSRF'd (/siː ɛs ɑː(ɹ)ˈɛfd/) adj. Of a drinker: making requests through other people’s conversations, leaving both parties to deal with the result. Janvier got CSRF'd and asked Deshard to order drinks from a table he had never visited. CSS'd (/siː ɛs ˈɛsd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that yesterday's flight details have acquired an obscure status code by breakfast. Kemiya was CSS'd and insisted the boarding pass required a technical interpretation. CSSA'd adj. Drunk to the extent of convening everyone present into a committee, with minutes nobody requested. Nyahlee got CSSA'd and appointed Breyannah secretary before the starters arrived. CSSerred adj. Drunk by the third round, and arranging the morning's visible disorder into styles nobody else can interpret. Hadara was CSSerred, assigning separate rules to the mugs, receipts and abandoned socks. CST'd adj. Having drunk more than the syntax could bear, leaving each movement correctly branched but impossible to execute. Dezhane became CST'd and stood at the landing, unable to choose between two valid routes. CSTIT'd adj. Drunk, with the result that speech, messages and internet searches have merged into one delayed service. Randesha was CSTIT'd and sent the taxi instructions as three unfinished voice messages. CSV'd adj. Drunk enough to separate every recollection into neat fields, usually divided by commas and missing dates. Avonelle got CSV'd and delivered her account of the evening as separate entries for drinks, crisps, and regret.