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CTIS'd adj. Too drunk to maintain even pressure across the evening's social arrangements, leaving some companions carrying the load. Leyann got CTIS'd and made Fayga support both the conversation and the walk home. CTL'd adj. The state of being drunk and evaluating every possible branch of the evening: next, finally, until, and weakly until. Esmi was CTL'd and considered every possible route to the kebab shop before standing up.
CTLD'd adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired several lectin-like domains and is binding indiscriminately. Portland went CTLD'd, attaching himself to every conversation near the bar. CTM'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every morning-after promise as though it were officially registered. Cardia woke CTM'd and announced that her resolution had acquired legal standing. CTN'd adj. The state of being drunk and assigning a tracking number to an item that has merely been misplaced. Yamilex was CTN'd and issued the missing phone with an implausibly official reference. CTO'd adj. Having drunk more than the evening's management structure can reasonably support, and surrendering the route home. Nikkolette was CTO'd, handing the taxi driver her phone and the entire evening’s remaining authority. CTOL'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every departure and arrival is horizontal, conventional and longer than anticipated. Besma was CTOL'd and required the full runway between her chair and the door. CTP'd adj. Of a drinker: accompanied home by an unwilling third party who has assumed responsibility. Haiqa was CTP'd, with Amelia-rose appointed to deliver her safely to the front door. CTR'd adj. Still drunk, and achieving a remarkable ratio of clicks to useful decisions. Benito was CTR'd, opening every advert and purchasing none of the required groceries. CTRL'd adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered control, especially at corners and on stairs. Azaneth went CTRL'd at the landing and let the banister determine the route. CTS'd adj. The state of being drunk and repeatedly compressing the route from hand to glass. Azhari was CTS'd, gripping the water glass firmly while failing to lift it. CTSFO'd adj. Loosened by drink into a specialist firearms officer who has misplaced both the firearms and the assignment. Dibora became CTSFO'd and searched the pub for a tactical solution to the puddle. CTT'd adj. Of a drinker: transferring the cost of the evening to whoever remains solvent. Shantez was CTT'd and assigned the final round to an unsuspecting colleague. CTV'd adj. Drunk to the point where your personal target volume includes the surrounding furniture and one concerned bystander. Airyana was CTV'd, having expanded her treatment area to include the entire corner booth. CTVT'd adj. Reduced by drink to passing your social condition directly to anyone who remains within conversational range. Jaevyn got CTVT'd and left Rankin carrying the conversation away from the table.
CTWT'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the cooling tower's water temperature as the essential fact of the morning. Enso woke CTWT'd, checking the tap repeatedly as though it governed an industrial cooling system.